Embarrassing and Kids: Choose your moments

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By jcesom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on the trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By sayroshi - 30/06/2016 18:29 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML

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By Kathya Wilson - 01/08/2022 10:00

Today, I hung out with a friend who doesn’t have any kids. We went to the park, where my three year-old son decided to drop his drawers and shit next to a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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Training day

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By moosemay - 14/01/2016 15:05 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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soiree_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:03

Don't you just love helpful parents? Good luck getting that habit broken, or at least modified.

lone_wanderer 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:13

I hate little kids -.-

Comments

tamoomoo 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:01

What do you expect? He was just doing what you taught him!

nazooer 11

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:59

Read the fml again idiot..

spillproof 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:16

Well if grandpa can do it!

gemibofrraFTW 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:17

i agree with #2 and #6 you almost made me piss my pants laughing. =D

lashleigh 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:25

My ex's family taught his nephew that so he'd stop peeing in his pants. Instead every time he had to go to the bathroom he'd proclaim "MAW MAW I'M GONNA PEE ON YOUR ROSES."

badabing94 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:12

let a kid live. I grew up on a little 'farm'. We peed and pooped in the trees. haha when we went to school my little brother peed in the courtyard once. but it's no harm!