Kids: Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His...

By moosemay - 14/01/2016 15:05 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML

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By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By JustSom - 05/05/2015 02:03 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML

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By shit streak - 21/04/2020 20:00

Today, my husband was changing our son’s overflowing diaper. Instead of getting up and walking the putrid mess to the bin, he decided to shoot it basketball-style. He missed and it hit the wall, sliding down leaving a huge sloppy streak. He expected me to clean it. FML

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By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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By jcesom - 01/08/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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mariamilian 20

Friday 15 January 2016 1:44

try not to get too pissed off about it

Tejanoswhy 19

Friday 15 January 2016 1:45

Make them clean up their own messes together

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mariamilian 20

Friday 15 January 2016 1:44

try not to get too pissed off about it

Oyas12 14

Friday 15 January 2016 1:46

damnit! just thought of that, lol. gg

syki 22

Friday 15 January 2016 4:38

@6 You didn't instantly think of that pin? You gotta be kidney me.

syki 22

Friday 15 January 2016 4:45

*pun

doctor__who 19

Friday 15 January 2016 7:01

I guess you could say his aim is piss poor.

Nexpecto 28

Friday 15 January 2016 7:18

#42 way f to copy #2

JaffaMC 13

Friday 15 January 2016 1:44

His aim probably wasn't to piss you off, OP.

Nexpecto 28

Friday 15 January 2016 7:17

x marks the safe spot

AmandaLe 11

Friday 15 January 2016 1:45

fyl. hopefully you have two restroom. praying for op.

hardcorefan16 22

Friday 15 January 2016 1:45

That's messed up. Your husband is the adult and should be teaching his child.

zeffra13 31

Friday 15 January 2016 2:03

He can't really teach things he doesn't know

soulreaper12296 28

Friday 15 January 2016 16:05

He did teach his son.

Tejanoswhy 19

Friday 15 January 2016 1:45

Make them clean up their own messes together

ThatLoneIyGuy 8

Friday 15 January 2016 1:46

I would be pissed

fuckfuckityfuck 16

Friday 15 January 2016 1:47

Like father Like son

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 15 January 2016 1:48

That's a whole new level of dedication to not cleaning up a dribble mess. Well played, dad.

NYM88 26

Friday 15 January 2016 1:49

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it? Or should I say the pee doesn't land far from the toilet...

mermaidkeels 26

Friday 15 January 2016 1:50

If he taught him how to pee, he should also teach him how to clean up after himself.

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