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By satanworshipper - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hollywood

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 668
You deserved it 2 845
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dohdohdoh 13

Seriously sucks to be you. Teach them not to breed to keep our gene pool healthy. UP the bum no babies class!!!

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shayshayshazam 14

Whoever sent it is clearly still in ape-form

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KZN02 18

Which is all the more reason to teach evolution, given how many people still don't get it.

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KaiserSD 8

Just goes to show you how utterly insane religion is, when they say "Love thy neighbor", and then threaten to kill you for teaching scientific fact.

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trollold 0

You should come to class one day and say "god created rocks" then just leave

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UncleMuscles 5

Find the culprit, kick him, and yell, "FOR SCIENCE!!!!"

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marxistbkly 3

At least someone is paying attention to your lectures. Not all instructors can say the same

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FalconSam1414 19

This stuff still goes on? I didn't know people were still THAT religious, if the death threat was from really religious people.

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Cali_Italian 8

It always makes me laugh when people think that saying the earth is millions of years old is against Christianity. It's not. The old testament was not originally written in English (I believe it was Hebrew) and the word used for "day" is the same word used for "era of time." This means it is completely plausible that the earth is millions of years old. And being a Christian also doesn't mean you can't believe in evolution. It just simply means you believe the "trigger" for evolution was a work of God. Get educated, people.

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noisebox 1

Maybe you should teach that course you were thinking of teaching earlier 'Rise of the Retard Zombie society a Geographical Perspective'.

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drller331 4

Geology? Lmao ok I'm guessing rocks are against religion these days ?

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