By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML
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DocBastard 38

You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?

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WompWompWomp123 7

Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?

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Ambient25 24

Gonna be a lot of "car accidents" on the news...

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Damian95 16

I'm sorry but Brian Griffin supported a lot of ideas that would mean everyone in the world would think the same way. That sounds more pro illuminati than con. They wouldn't take him out if he supported their ideas.

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Ambient25 24

Unless it was disinformation! Dun dun dunnnn

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CarbonCoach 11

I thought you were talking about brian in family guy. I was confused there... Yup I know nothing :/

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incoherentrmblr 21

It's always the illuminati...

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ChenEighty 20

They had perfect right! Brian Griffin was a danger to the sanctity of the government. Clearly.

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caohm 18

that's right! and now that a fictional tv show character is gone nothing stands in our way!! YOUR GOVERNMENTS SHALL FALL!!

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Kamon97 23

And Brian is an atheist right? It all makes sense now! :o

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kinky44 28

I was gonna say FYL, but then I thought: paper? Who cares

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SnoochBoochie 14

Beat me to it. Guess I'll cut out now.

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WompWompWomp123 7

Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?

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You_Screwed_Up 7

Brian Griffin hit by a car, Brian O'Connor killed in car accident a few days later. Totes illuminati bros!

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sunnyray812 42

A belief is a belief. Your classmate should've accepted that instead of throwing things at you like a little kid.

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JesterJosh 5

I read this and thought of some friends joking around when OP walks up and acts like a douche saying that's not true and gets all serious so they threw a paper ball at him. That would explain the situation better. Or OP was getting trolled.

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HowieDoIt 21

Does he know the show creator is Seth Mcfarlane, not Walt Disney?

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Ambient25 24

That's what they WANT you to believe......kiflon.

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angelitared 27

Wtf is up with these generations!! God help us all.

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sempiternal80816 9

U don't understand. If PMRants decides to use this comment, he's gonna have a tough time pronouncing all those T's.

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cyttex 13

That's what they want you to think 9.

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DavidKnows 11

That's right! We don't exist.

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angelitared 27

Wtf is up with this generation? God help us all!!

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Sinistra_Blue 12

Just add, "That's what the government wants you to think." at the end of every statement to make it sound like a conspiracy.

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perdix 29

"It's what *raise eyebrow* THEY would have you believe." By not identifying "they," it's makes it creepier and more credible.

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little_one1 14

Your comments were already creepy before that!

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