Insulting, Chuds and Miscellaneous: Chuds out on the town

Chuds out on the town

By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

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You deserved it 3 995

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 559

You deserved it 4 090

By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 772

You deserved it 5 502

By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 528

You deserved it 1 875

Hott

By uglyone - 13/01/2010 14:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 160

You deserved it 3 439

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 123

You deserved it 4 709

By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 035

You deserved it 3 532

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 987

You deserved it 3 774

By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 417

You deserved it 4 326

By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 708

You deserved it 155

By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 701

You deserved it 11 368

rahulcool7 14

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:11

Don't listen to them they sound pretty dumb

cottoncandymango 17

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:13

Even though drunk words are sober thoughts, there was absolutely no need for them to be assholes. They're just shit-faced. Literally.

Comments

JasonUMN 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:22

Don't let the opinion of one drunk asshole change the way you feel about yourself.

SpaceRaptor 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:23

Drunk goggles didn't even help you huh?

ileenefudge 29

Thursday 25 July 2013 10:06

Those things are awesome! :)

xplicitkontent 18

Thursday 25 July 2013 10:32

Awesome while they last... Not so awesome when you find yourself wanting to chew your arm off to escape from your goggle buddy the next morning :)

SpaceRaptor 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:28

Those lucky armless bastards , they are the real players.

xblaine 17

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:33

Probably because your Canadian. Eh?

Likian5 26

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:33

Just goes to show you don't need to be drunk to be an asshole...

edris_305 21

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:34

People are really jerk sometimes dont worry OP

TKay916 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:35

People are rude as hell nowadays.

NeighSoulSister 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:54

It's not just "nowadays," people have always been rude.

Wakachulak 22

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:37

LOL, trolled!

EpicSquishii 21

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:46

It's never fun to hear, but remember your looks mean nothing about who you are, and you're obviously more worthwhile than those people, no mayter how your skin happens to be stretched over your skull. They CHOSE to be dickwads, you didn't choose how you look. Also, remember that beauty is subjective, and there's always going to be people who think you're ugly, and always going to be soneone who thinks you're hot :) Even Megan Fox has haters