Love, Dating and Transportation: Classic excuse - FML

Classic excuse

By bfall74 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

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Top comments

dreamering 16

Wednesday 1 June 2011 9:15

Your "Blind" date had a car accident? No shit.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 1 June 2011 9:08

It could have been worse. She could actually have just stood you up.

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Vintage_Cola 29

Friday 28 February 2014 20:57

"Today, I was going to meet my blind date, when I got run over by a car, later that day, in the hospital, he sent me texts about how I was a horrible person for standing him up. FML

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 7 December 2014 22:24

You get that worked up over a blind date?

dagazar 12

Saturday 6 June 2015 7:34

For the medal

anon385 23

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:35

Why has 50+ k ppl voted for ydi? How tf could op know the person had an accident

daidax_238 26

Wednesday 13 July 2016 22:18

Nobody in this comments section seems not care that he started calling her a horrible person for bailing out...

Amelia Wood 7

Monday 29 January 2018 0:26

What a horrible thing to do. Could have done the decent thing and asked her if everyone was alright first

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