Intimacy, Pictures and Sexting: Moobs are great - FML

Moobs are great

By FML_Fan86 - 23/01/2021 20:02

Spicy

Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML

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By tinygirl - 07/03/2011 06:16

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Spicy

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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Let down

By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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Practical

By Abused - 13/10/2010 08:36 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 305

You deserved it 7 397

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 January 2021 20:57

You can always buy him a sexy mansierre, or a "bro."

rainbowdonnareed 18

Saturday 23 January 2021 22:30

Karmer had some good ideas

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 January 2021 20:57

You can always buy him a sexy mansierre, or a "bro."

rainbowdonnareed 18

Saturday 23 January 2021 22:30

Karmer had some good ideas

FML_Fan86 6

Saturday 23 January 2021 22:35

the poster here... hahaha we've joked he needs a bra..🤣

xxlk4xx 6

Sunday 24 January 2021 2:55

I promise you that having bigger boobs suck ass lol, harder to find the proper size and be comfortable at the same time, shirts don't fit the way you like and you can't go braless in a cute dress during the summer! but I also remember being smaller and wanting bigger boobs 🤣 grass is always greener

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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

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Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML

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Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

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