Break-ups and Love: Classic line

Aw, I'm sorry. You deserve something different. Unlike everyone else here, I don't pretend to know you and whether you deserve better, worse or no one at all. But the asshat who just dumped you? You don't want him even if you deserved him.

Janawa 22

Tuesday 30 October 2012 22:00

FYL, but while trying to hit FYL, I accidentally hit YDI... I'm sorry, but there is NO way you deserved this, in any way.. I'm so sorry for you.

billyw02 5

Tuesday 30 October 2012 22:41

You know, he MAY be on to something. Just kidding, he's an ass.

kcmeeks13 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:45

What a dick!

88vivera 9

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:02

Whoa that's harsh!!

Connect 10

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:04

At least he's creative. Gotta give him that. You're probably better off without him, though.

HSOMGF 5

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:32

He did you a favor by leaving. There's better men out there. Good luck.

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Today, it was dad’s funeral and I intended to speak but I was crying so much I couldn’t finish and mom had to help me back to my seat. Unfortunately, most of our family are arseholes and I could hear someone saying, “Disgraceful, shaming his dad like that.” It was the worst day of my entire life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 636

You deserved it 81

Today, I got a call from a lady who said my husband died in a car accident in Miami. My husband is supposed to be at a business trip in North Carolina, so I told her it must be a mistake. Turns out it was all true. He lied about a business trip and went to Miami with his lover, who was the woman who had called me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 641

You deserved it 47

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Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy, which requires pet owners to carry their dogs in common areas after someone's dog kept peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 127

You deserved it 3 957

Today, both my boss and my wife's boss gave us the day off. Do we go biking with the children? Do we go on a picnic with the children? No, I'm not allowed doing anything until she and I find a world-class, free activity to do. This is gonna be our day off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 670

You deserved it 162

Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 482

You deserved it 16 104

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 075

You deserved it 4 238

Today, my neighbor was having work done in his apartment, and he'd warned me that there might be some noise. Yes, there was, what with all the town's firemen in the building after he'd ruptured the main gas pipe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 232

You deserved it 2 102

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

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