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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend borrowed my Jane Norman dress to wear to a Halloween party. He got hammered, threw up all over it, and fell unconscious on the shower floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Unfortunate - 27/12/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

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Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Monday 1 November 2010 0:15

Your boyfriend borrowed your dress, and you're only worried that he threw up on it? Uhh... I don't wanna be the one to tell you, but...

yusaku02 20

Monday 1 November 2010 0:32

WTF is a jane norman?

Comments

Eaglestrike117 29

Monday 1 November 2010 0:09

Get a new man.

angels21 0

Monday 1 November 2010 0:45

dude it's not that serious, it's a jersey thing. snookie want smush smush!

fmlife1664 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 5:08

agreed

DrAwesome 6

Monday 1 November 2010 0:15

Your boyfriend borrowed your dress, and you're only worried that he threw up on it? Uhh... I don't wanna be the one to tell you, but...

neney666 0

Monday 1 November 2010 0:21

lol he only borrowed it for a costume

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Monday 1 November 2010 2:19

That's what 'he' said! ;)

Chri55yT33n 0

Monday 1 November 2010 0:22

bet he'll be sorry when the pictures go up on facebook :D

thagoat14 0

Monday 1 November 2010 0:28

he/she sounds like a keeper

Person1233 12

Monday 1 November 2010 0:29

"LIKE OHMIGOD!!! MY BOYFRIEND RUINED MY FAV DRESS!!1!1" Get over it.

neney666 0

Monday 1 November 2010 0:31

didnt say he ruined it, you not heard of a washing machine? anyway, whats your problem?

tmmundy 17

Monday 1 November 2010 0:52

I'm pretty sure it can not be put in the washer...and if he fell in the shower, I'm thinking it may have gotten a little wet, although, op did not say, but I'm guessing and it's just a guess, the dress is a loss!!!!

Person1233 12

Monday 1 November 2010 0:56

I'm surprised a comment as light as that was moderated.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 November 2010 1:03

Saying something that could qualify as "not an FML" or "get over it" will get you moderated. Anyway, the FML probably wasn't solely based on the dress, even though she mentioned the designer. He took something of hers, was careless, and possibly wrecked said borrowed item. I say took because it seems the OP wasn't at the party and the boyfriend didn't ask her permission, since it was most likely an expensive dress. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't let my boyfriend borrow a dress that's expensive if he intends to party in it.

yusaku02 20

Monday 1 November 2010 0:32

WTF is a jane norman?

neney666 0

Monday 1 November 2010 0:33

its a brand

yusaku02 20

Monday 1 November 2010 0:39

I guessed that much. But is it high end or something? Never heard of it

1990TD 6

Monday 1 November 2010 1:27

It's not expensive, but also not cheap. I'd say exclusive. you only buy it when you're really in love with it and when you think you deserved it. Welcome to Jane Norman :p