Break-ups and Love: Classic line

At least he didn't say "I have a terrible taste in little girls" but he sounds like a prick anyways..... Next time u get a boyfriend shove it in his face

noisebox 1

Wednesday 31 October 2012 18:53

Look at the bright side you won't to put up with a back door man anymore....

elerbears 9

Friday 2 November 2012 5:26

sounds like an ecard

kenziemarie_16 5

Friday 2 November 2012 21:41

What a jerk! Wasn't meant to be.

AJpenn9260 2

Saturday 3 November 2012 2:19

Classic

Brightside86 30

Thursday 8 December 2022 8:43

As someone with chronic terrible taste in women this one hit home.

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 294

You deserved it 9 654

Today, I got a call from a lady who said my husband died in a car accident in Miami. My husband is supposed to be at a business trip in North Carolina, so I told her it must be a mistake. Turns out it was all true. He lied about a business trip and went to Miami with his lover, who was the woman who had called me. FML

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You deserved it 62

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Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 270

You deserved it 3 251

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 916

You deserved it 372

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 674

You deserved it 831

Today, I was chatting with a guy on a dating site. He accused me of being a liar and trying to catfish him after I told him I like my steak medium-rare. According to him, that can’t possibly be true because black people only eat their steaks well done. No exceptions. What an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 172

You deserved it 247

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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You deserved it 13 980

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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