Intimacy, Sex, Cheating and Holidays: Classic lineup

Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 319

You deserved it 5 232

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 998

You deserved it 8 945

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 999

You deserved it 33 478

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 304

You deserved it 3 109

Mr Rogers

By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 05:00

Today, I met my upstairs neighbours in person. They had been having vigorous sex and all of a sudden I heard a loud, “OH SHIT” and they both fell through the ceiling and ended up on top of me on my sofa, covered in plaster and dust, and stark naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 544

You deserved it 149

Hello everyone!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 084

You deserved it 373

Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 803

You deserved it 125

By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 516

You deserved it 4 036

By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 118 728

You deserved it 8 375

After vacation

By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 474

You deserved it 283

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 961

You deserved it 25 332

kawa_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:03

He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot. You're better off without them both, it would seem.

skittleface 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:06

i like the way this was written. that sucks so intensely.

Comments

n8equalsd 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:23

damn. this guy must be a legend.

pun619 0

Monday 25 January 2010 7:06

haha. fyl

apfunction 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:14

anyone notice how only girls do their friend's boyfriends? (instead of a guy doing his friend's girlfriend)

Seems2BBadLuck 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 14:14

#119 but he still got with her best friend. 2 way street!

jennniferlea 4

Friday 16 July 2010 4:13

eewwww herpes n aides n gonarea OH MY!

Mattskii 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 12:49

Lol mad props to OPs bf.

that_guy_ollie 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:57

maybe she just got kidnapped by the dwarves in narnia and turned into their dirty sex slave and he was actually being cute waiting for you nd she just happend to escape from the fluffy chains that had bound her jeez guys :P

rozmajzl 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 18:18

sucks 4 u

music12 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 15:53

Why would they be having sex at your house? They're stupid!!!

kims0706 10

Thursday 2 August 2012 1:49

Slap your friend and make her walk home naked, dump the bastard and tell him that you hope he learns how to please a women while practice on your friend :)