Love, Dating and First Dates: Classic move

Classic move

By rejecteddd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:37

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

all4pooh 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:51

It's called sarcasm..

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johnj1441 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:34

I think he was still going to the bathroom. maybe you left him...

MMachina1 0

Friday 8 July 2011 12:00

Had no balls to just tell you... he probably went to the washroom to look for them! Hey at least he didn't waste any more of your time... Why would u want to continue a date with an ass like that anyway?

RainaMadeilline 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:20

You were that bad ???

missalice0306 19

Wednesday 16 May 2012 2:34

That date probably would've sucked anyway

juice99 13

Monday 3 June 2013 23:52

You were probably ugly and fat. Blind dates don't leave for nothing, ya know. They have a reason to.

mystery1994 12

Monday 21 April 2014 6:06

Dude, shit happened to me too.

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