Food and Pizza: Classic

Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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You deserved it 558

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By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 464

You deserved it 855

A bit much

By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 527

You deserved it 982

By hamburglar - 11/08/2016 18:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 525

You deserved it 8 504

Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 417

You deserved it 1 274

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 262

You deserved it 3 090

By tbee - 06/09/2014 00:13 - United States - East Carondelet

Today, I bought a large ice cream cake. No, there's no occasion, but I did ask the cashier to write "Happy Birthday" on it, just so she wouldn't know I was going to eat it all myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 469

You deserved it 10 818

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 538

You deserved it 3 199

By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 713

You deserved it 3 624

By Anonymous - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 367

You deserved it 54 313

By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

peterblack67 9

Friday 12 March 2021 1:03

Guess what. The cashier doesn't give a crap what your situation is. They just want the money.

Regis Bent 12

Friday 12 March 2021 1:14

Pretty sure the cashier at a pizza place has more to think about than your friend situation.

Comments

peterblack67 9

Friday 12 March 2021 1:03

Guess what. The cashier doesn't give a crap what your situation is. They just want the money.

Ali Nayeri 4

Monday 15 March 2021 15:51

Literally lol. Besides, how exactly would they know if you were sharing the pizza or not? During covid right now we're encouraged to send only one person from the household to do grocery shopping, for example. Also anyone who works in retails knows we forget people's faces like 2 minutes after serving them 😂

Regis Bent 12

Friday 12 March 2021 1:14

Pretty sure the cashier at a pizza place has more to think about than your friend situation.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 March 2021 2:23

The main challenge the cashier is how to most harshly judge you either for being a glutton who will eat a large pizza in one sitting, or for being lazy for asking for extra plates so you do have to wash dishes, or for thinking you could fool a pizza-shop cashier. Given social rank of pizza-shop cashiers, I suggest you move to a new continent where you can start with fresh reputation.