Relatable and Restaurants: Clumsy

Clumsy

By evilwater - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant when I knocked my glass of ice water over. In my attempt to clean it up with a napkin, I knocked a freshly filled cup of coffee all over myself. FML

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themanhw 0

Friday 15 July 2011 22:44

oops I did it again?

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 15 July 2011 22:48

Now you have successfully made an iced coffee. Welcome to the McDonald's team!

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techweed 12

Friday 15 July 2011 23:00

Did you burn your manhood?

rainbo955 0

Friday 15 July 2011 23:00

Bad day I guess? I've done stupider shit, lol.

KatieLov3sChu 4

Friday 15 July 2011 23:10

I hate wen that happens D:

Schnyduh 4

Friday 15 July 2011 23:12

Lol, ya know something bad comes with a free glass of water, haha(:

tsume24 3

Friday 15 July 2011 23:13

reminds me of the Knox animation where everyone drowns because a cup of water spilled. you should be more careful...lives are at stake!

rhpsfan9 10

Friday 15 July 2011 23:13

today just isn't your day

marinus_fml 19

Friday 15 July 2011 23:21

clumsy your middle name?

alex6946 10

Friday 15 July 2011 23:33

don't worry, everyone has those days. I do.. a lot!

heavymetalman1 0

Friday 15 July 2011 23:36

Win? Fail? Whale??

DAN7IEL 2

Friday 15 July 2011 23:39

you spilt the water by accident. God spilt the coffee for you to counteract the cold water >_< hahahahH

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