Clumsy

By evilwater - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant when I knocked my glass of ice water over. In my attempt to clean it up with a napkin, I knocked a freshly filled cup of coffee all over myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 141
You deserved it 8 492

Top comments

themanhw 0
iAmScrubs 19

Now you have successfully made an iced coffee. Welcome to the McDonald's team!

Comments

perdix 29

The REALLY fancy restaurant have juice boxes for klutzes like you. They also have lactating ladies walking around bare-breasted for you to suckle. That's why they are fancy.

Punkpoptart1119 20

#66, stop being a douche. Everybody spills stuff. Sorry OP. I had something like that happen when I first went out to eat with my boyfriends sister. When I got my sweet tea, I ended up accidentally spilling it all over her and her baby..its definitely embarrassing. FYL.

one of those moments in time where it's like [FAIL]

Weetart 8

That sounds a lot like me. I'm just as clumsy as Op. Don't feel bad.

jillianmathers12 13

That sucks! I really hope you were not wearing white!

next he knocks his appetizer on himself...

YOU SUCK AT LIFE! Jk, the same sort of things happen to me in a daily basis. Therefore, I also suck at life :(