By Our Talisman - 01/08/2010 19:41

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML
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The_good_times 0

Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.

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TeeHooligan 0

does your car say 'jail'?

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The_good_times 0

Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.

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azukira 0

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skroal 7

YDI for seeing the guy next to you give you the look as if he wanted a street race, then winning and finding out that his car said "sheriff" on it.

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

wow that's a win. good job sir

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SeanFredrick 3

Op you didn't win unless you were in a stolen car and got away. Otherwise, you lose.

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TheOptimist 0

So if I want race someone I have to look at them a certain way? Wow, street racing just became 48% more gay.

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texasmadeG 0

you won the race but at the end you lose. fail.

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KiddNYC1O 20

did he rev his engine? lol

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xiShawnx 0

Op fails at spelling(: Ydi

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pingpongpenguin 3

ydi for spelling sheriff wrong

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FYL_hardd 0

I'm thinking this could be fake. I mean, if he could see the "racing look", how can he not see Sheriff on the car until after? Something's not right here.

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M_Edwards_8596 0

Meg Griffin >.>

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FYL_hardd 0

& plus if he saw Sheriff written on the car, how does he not know how to spell it?

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KiddNYC1O 20

68- change your name to i_failso_ harddd

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foork 0

bad spellers of the world UNTIE!!

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Intoxicunt 5

I thought that joke went, "Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!" (No offense to dyslexics; I'm just repeating it)

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comepoopwithme 0

fly. he's just mad he lost.

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ohh_no_why_me 0

that's entrapment if he intentionally led you on to participate in the race but YDI for not paying attention

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AeolusMDD 0

65; that's what I was thinking, OP u didn't win because u forgot to flip him off! but good job though.

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Rinat_fml 26

seriously the worst ******* FML ever, how come my good ones doesnt Get accepted? This is shit.

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Intoxicunt 5

It's entrapment because he looked at the OP? o_O If it's legal to dress as a *****, lead a guy to a hotel, and then quote prices for services before busting him, it's legal to give a guy a look. I bet he was just scoping the guy out anyway.

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deafeningsilence 8

I like how OP managed to put "I won" in there. (:

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heyred 11

Total win for the Better Off Dead movie reference!!

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greg1234567890_fml 2

wait was this taken from family guy? cuz a very similar thing happened on family guy...

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AngryNinja 1

I was going to call OP a dumbass/****, but others beat me to it. Ps- I'm not surprised if this is off Family Guy. People aren't very creative when making up FMLs.

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psuboy 0

my best friend died street racing. so I would say if you stop racing and a fine is the only thing you get for it then you got off lucky

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sweetdreams999 0

dude get some new lines. lol

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bamditzki 0

owned!!!!! ps. why is this @ the love category?

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zuratai 0

I want to cover u with barbeque sauce and eat u like some nice prime ribs omnomnomnom

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sourgirl101 28

Haha 99 you figured that movie out too. Great job Mercy. I want my two dollars!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

123- I think it goes to the love category by default.

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immazombeastxD 0

So he DID race you? Or maybe you "won" the pursuit.

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JustinKingr 0

it's funny because you raced a sherif and went over the speed limit.

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pingpongpenguin 3

captain!!!

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endawmyke 0

skroal you're a fag

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unknown_fml11 3

ur so rite so das ur fault for being so dumb '

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TeeHooligan 0

does your car say 'jail'?

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aliaysleighbasic 0

hahahahahhaha lol

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Packer4 14

you think you might need to go to the doctor for glasses now?

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thewhiteninja 0

I think this may be considered as an epic fail....

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Noob30 0

**** glasses! He shoulda been thinking about street race overtime!

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Intoxicunt 5

This reminds me of Family Guy. Is your name Meg? If so, FYL. :)

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

**** haha

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MaxSnacks 0

I dont find the word '****' funny. Do you?

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

it's in her name

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Intoxicunt 5

Oh my god, you noticed a word I purposely put in my name and pointed it out! *clap* Let's put a gold star by your name!

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MaxSnacks 0

Yes, but you exclaimed, "**** haha." That made me think that you found the word '****' funny.

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

I was being sarcastic and yes I would love my gold star

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

no to my gold star? darn

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

that sucks lol

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PaintTheStars 2

Can I have the gold star then?

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

wow someone needs a show on 20/20 haha get it 20/20 vision ahaha I am too funny.

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deafeningsilence 8

*crickets*

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Freeze_fml 16

It's because you forgot to give him the finger.

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FMLephant 2

Did you win? oh wait, I guess not if he caught your dumb ass

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I_have_no_clue 0

Sheriff: 1 You: 0

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TheOptimist 0

No, I think it's a tie now. Remember, OP won the race.

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aShLeE52210 0

what does ydi mean

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Maflagulator 1

You....Dumb....Idiot..... And yes....You Deserved It (YDI as well)

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MaxSnacks 0

Liar, liar, pants on fire iiCaptain! It stands for 'Yodeling Dummies Instigate'

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IIFoxII 0

ydi means you deserve it , hottie :)

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