Health, Management, Gross and Work: Coming and going

Coming and going

By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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Same thing different taste

By h0308 - 08/09/2009 09:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML

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Thank you for your service

By vomitgirl - 28/04/2015 05:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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By burntloyalty - 26/03/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML

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Sorry guys

By pukathlon - 10/12/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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Nervous

By MondayonaTuesday - 15/09/2017 20:00

Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML

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Self-own

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 08:01

Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML

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Sunday 1 April 2012 12:22

I'm never reading FML while I eat again.

Elmoo_fml 16

Sunday 1 April 2012 12:21

I hope the customer understood...

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 1 April 2012 15:37

Did you make the sale? I hope you did and got a nice, fat tip for the spontaneous piece of performance art you displayed. What did you do for an encore?

coffee_man900 16

Sunday 1 April 2012 15:37

Here comes lunch... Braaaaaaakkk! Okay, so it sounded better in my head. :)

dtemple1110 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 15:45

Better than puking on him/her. This person doesn't know what you're choking on.

cuddlebunny3548 11

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:06

At least you didn't vomit ON the customer.

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:38

Oh geez... I'm not even eating, and this made me lose all sense of appetite. :S But I hope you feel better, OP!

ArtemisLee 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:42

What meeting could be that important that u cudnt excuse your self to vomit??

omzz05 2

Sunday 1 April 2012 17:06

Idiot just tell the customer u had to use the bathroom ydi

fsamslife92 8

Sunday 1 April 2012 17:53

Yes, because this is a very realistic course of action. Vomit is considerate enough to wait until OP has time to excuse herself and get to a bathroom before it comes up.