Compliance

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML
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lendmeyourteeth 0

what'd u do to get tasered

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nigranathan 0

at least you can say you've been tasered. makes you sound manly

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caperkid65 0

YDI for whatever got you in that situation in the first place, quit crying.

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Humpyourleg 0

Wouldn't it be taze? O.o never heard of a taser. then again I'm a dense fuckhead

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kei1108 13

That really sucks. But can you blame him? He had fast reflexes. He didn't know what was going through your head. And he didn't know if that was a flinch or a run for it. Besides, why were you in the position for an officer to say that to you, hmm? Sorry, though, OP.

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BryanJ43 0

It's taze you idiots.

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sonnyrosa 32

No it isn't. It's tase... as in taser. If you're going to call people idiots, make sure it's not the pot calling the kettle black, mkay?

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scarlettBegoniaz 2

I'm pretty sure taser is a trademark for the name of the company. Not an actual "thing". Like kleenex and tissue. So I don't think it matters. Spelling Nazis need to die. Spelling something wrong doesn't make you an idiot. The way YOU act is idiotic , though. mkay?

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