Intimacy, Sex, Accident, Cheating and Injury: Compromising position

Compromising position

By Hjeimoe - 09/03/2022 12:00

Today, I’m in the hospital with a broken leg and a bruised left backside, because my boyfriend’s wife came home earlier than expected from work and my only escape was from the second story window. Turns out, plastic trash cans are not very cushion-y. FML

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You deserved it 4 188

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Same thing different taste

By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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You deserved it 284

By Anonymous - 06/05/2018 06:00

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to jump out from behind the bedroom door to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. I slipped and broke two ribs when I hit the ground. Instead of a sexy birthday evening, he got to take me to hospital. FML

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You deserved it 1 432

By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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You deserved it 4 771

By khaelian - 10/11/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

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Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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You deserved it 4 266

It's all deregulation's fault

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 22:00

Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 20:13 - Germany - Koblenz

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

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You deserved it 16 943

Evil plan

By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 00:01

Today, I broke my ankle jumping from a second story window. Turns out, the person my girlfriend has saved in her phone as "Mom" is her very jealous and “estranged” husband, who apparently knew about me, and was waiting on the opportunity to catch us. She giggled as I jumped out the window. FML

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You deserved it 362

JackWood 20

Wednesday 9 March 2022 15:03

That you landed in a trash can seems like a perfect ending

Anderling 32

Wednesday 9 March 2022 12:26

Life hack: if you date single guys instead of being awful and cheating with married jerks, you don’t have to lie to their wives and won’t have to jump out of the window to keep up the cheating. Hope that helps! (:

Comments

coolrunnings1021 14

Wednesday 9 March 2022 12:18

Why should you run? Unless you are complicit in the affair? 🤔

Anderling 32

Wednesday 9 March 2022 12:26

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 9 March 2022 14:32

You ought to sue that bitch for ruining your sexy time! That must be against the law somewhere.

Grincha 14

Thursday 10 March 2022 12:24

sue wife? 🤣🤣

JackWood 20

Wednesday 9 March 2022 15:03

That you landed in a trash can seems like a perfect ending

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 9 March 2022 15:38

FAFO

Aiden89 23

Wednesday 9 March 2022 17:13

YDI, no sympathy for cheaters

slhiggx 17

Wednesday 9 March 2022 17:38

Sounds like you got exactly what you deserve.

jobekka 20

Thursday 10 March 2022 12:14

she didn't make a promise to the wife, the husband did

Jaffster69 6

Wednesday 9 March 2022 17:41

Your fault. You should have hid in the closet. Or don’t be cheap. Pay for a hotel instead!

poopface82 19

Wednesday 9 March 2022 18:42

Possible answers: Weed. Hitting your SO. Sleeping with married dudes/chicks. Question: Name something that has both a legal/ethical way to do it and an illegal/unethical way to do it. Weed is legal if you have a medical card or drive to a state where it’s legal. Hitting your SO is legal if it’s consensual sex play. Sleeping with married individuals is OK if they engage in ENM. If that’s your thing, I suggest looking into it. Otherwise, you stuck your genitals in the fire and got burned.