Health: Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 20:13 - Germany - Koblenz

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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It's all deregulation's fault

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 22:00

Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML

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By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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You deserved it 37 405

Drama!

By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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Stealth

By Andy - 18/11/2008 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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You deserved it 26 128

Emergency!

By Rebecca - 28/05/2021 20:01

Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML

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You deserved it 388

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 06:00

Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML

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You deserved it 220

Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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You deserved it 5 251

On the move

By c-Ouch - 07/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my wife yelled at me for not helping her rearrange the furniture. I have a sprained shoulder and have been ordered by my doctor to avoid heavy lifting. She said, "Move the couch or sleep on it." FML

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You deserved it 92

HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY!

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 16:00

Today, I stayed home from work because I'd had diarrhea for 24 hours and my gut felt horrible. I decided to at least enjoy some sun on my back porch in my swing chair. I stepped on an old board and my leg fell through to the knee, I couldn't move, and I was home alone. My neighbor cut the board that got me out. FML

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You deserved it 125

turkturkington 13

Monday 19 August 2013 2:03

She finally sent you over the edge, did she?

wolfgold2 20

Monday 19 August 2013 2:03

Sounds like something from a cartoon.

Comments

Nyx_fml 23

Monday 19 August 2013 2:02

Storming out of places rarely ends well.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 19 August 2013 2:24

I just visualize him angrily walking onto thin air, looking down and back at you and then jetting down into a pile of tnt fireworks.

Jake_Hale 7

Monday 19 August 2013 2:36

She didn't even try to save you? I smell a divorce in your future

AnOriginalName 19

Monday 19 August 2013 3:09

21, does he also get one of those signs like Wile E Coyote has?

hessel 13

Monday 19 August 2013 4:16

i guess op didnt believe enough that he could fly

angiemarie96 25

Monday 19 August 2013 6:23

I believe I can fly R Kelly

Maycontainnuts 17

Monday 19 August 2013 16:29

It's more the art of falling and missing the ground.

finalfantasyftw 10

Tuesday 20 August 2013 18:09

I think storming away/walking away when you are angry is always a better alternative then picking a fight, yelling/screaming, and arguing.

wolfgold2 20

Monday 19 August 2013 2:03

Sounds like something from a cartoon.

rich443 22

Monday 19 August 2013 3:33

he probably held a sign saying oh shit before faling

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 19 August 2013 3:37

I bet he hung there for a second before looking down and falling

ariiewilliams 17

Monday 19 August 2013 4:27

That's when there were good cartoons. Not the bullshit there is today.

M3DIC4T3 29

Monday 19 August 2013 6:26

So you guys were all alive in the 1930-50s era?

ColdplaySucks 18

Monday 19 August 2013 7:12

Regular Show is a good cartoon. Everything else is garbage.

ariiewilliams 17

Monday 19 August 2013 8:54

No. Reruns exist.

SwaggCapone 11

Monday 19 August 2013 12:22

#70 please tell me that was a failed attempt at humor

bballer4life895 13

Monday 19 August 2013 2:03

Instant karma

etishuman22 32

Monday 19 August 2013 2:14

Instant karma's gonna get you...gonna knock you right on the head...better pull yourself together darlin'..pretty soon you're gonna be dead.. -John Lennon, "Instant Karma"

michelleJ11 25

Monday 19 August 2013 2:51

Karma for leaving the room after an argument? I don't see what OP did to deserve that.

Treveyon56 14

Monday 19 August 2013 3:17

Wow karma for wanting to get away from an argument and get fresh air? Yeah because OP was really in the wrong for arguing with his wife. Either you two are trolls or just completely stupid.

etishuman22 32

Monday 19 August 2013 5:05

I truly wasn't trolling or commenting on the FML, I just figured #3's inspiration was from John Lennon's song "Instant Karma". Honestly, that's the first time I've ever been downvoted that much before. I guess I could have explained my thinking with the lyrics. Sorry!

Mossears133 15

Monday 19 August 2013 6:07

I don't know about y'all, but when I read "stormed out" I pictured the semi-violent adult temper tantrum my dad usually puts on after an arguement, and if that is the case then karma is DEFINITELY necessary!