Concerns

By the dead never die - 09/07/2019 22:00

Today, after over a dozen separate blood tests, my doctor told me conclusively that my results are perfectly normal for a middle-aged woman in the early stages of pregnancy. Problem is, I’m a 24-year-old guy, so my doctor is very concerned. FML
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Lily_Rain77 25

my boyfriend has similar results, turned out is was testicular cancer that had spread and turned into a very large tumor in his abdomen. Coincidentally the tumor was the size of a large baby

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rotflqtms_ 21

Are you sure you're 100% a guy? I've heard of times where parents were made to choose when their child was born with both sex organs... I'm not saying that's what's happening in your case... but it's possible that you have both Male and female organs. Some hermaphrodites are fertile, some are sterile, but... you may want to look into that in your case... maybe you have partial organs for both genders, maybe your hormones are out of whack for some strange reason making you look pregnant... good luck!

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rotflqtms_ 21

Are you sure you're 100% a guy? I've heard of times where parents were made to choose when their child was born with both sex organs... I'm not saying that's what's happening in your case... but it's possible that you have both Male and female organs. Some hermaphrodites are fertile, some are sterile, but... you may want to look into that in your case... maybe you have partial organs for both genders, maybe your hormones are out of whack for some strange reason making you look pregnant... good luck!

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Lily_Rain77 25

my boyfriend has similar results, turned out is was testicular cancer that had spread and turned into a very large tumor in his abdomen. Coincidentally the tumor was the size of a large baby

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acmariner99 25

Either we are missing something or you need to get that checked out.

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jriley4u 17

I’ve read a positive pregnancy test is also an indicator of cancer. I’d talk to another doctor if I were you. It’s strange your doctor doesn’t know this.

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alycion 38

You’d be surprised what they don’t know. It’s my psychiatrist and therapist unraveling the medical meds that even the Mayo Clinic couldn’t figure out. Hell, my rheumatologist keeps changing my lupus diagnosis on me and then going right back. It takes a team to diagnose a cold these days.

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IHaveThePower 16

Well, friend, get ready to CAT-scan everything from the waist down... (Count yourself lucky. If you've got a ******, they can do a 'trans-vaginal ultrasound', which is basically a medical *****. It is painful as hell. Especially when they can't find your left ovary and start shoving into your pelvic bone...you just get a CAT-scan...)

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