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haha ya ydi but I can say I've been there, used to take the parents half ton joy riding when I was thirteen, until I got hung up on a snowbank. lesson learned my friend.
what does being 17 have to do with not listening to your mom?
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#22 - that shouldn't be an excuse
as soon as I read that there was a woman in an SUV, I knew something bad was going to happen.
33 - ZIIING!! Op fyl for having a bentley. I pity you
So are you, 45.
YDI for lying. Name the brand of the coupe but the SUV is just an SUV?
"being 17 I didn't listen"... no because ur a moron u didn't listen, I'm 18 and if my parents told me not to drive their car I would actually listen to them.
Your moms an idiot 4 not bing careful and u need to look over your shoulder
dear mother of the bentley; it is very obvious YOU wrote this FML. why? because what teenager would say 'being 17, I didn't listen'. get off FML and go fix your gas guzzling suv and sell whats left of your bentley. ps don't come home early...let ur kids have some well deserved time away from you. learn a lesson
47 - I lol'd @ your pic haha
your screwed man, but ydi for not listening.
There goes your college fund! Though I doubt you're smart enough to get in anyway. YDI for being an asshat and your mom deserves it for leaving her keys at home while she left.
Oo hi mum i was jst puttin the car on the lawn so i could wash it??
You could have said: "Oh, I took it out of the garage to wash it....ya know!!" If she ran into you it would legally be her fault or not maintaining control of her vehicle.
70 - I hope you're joking.
103 - I doubt it went that way. if I saw my kid driving my car I wouldn't be like "oh let me crash into my car so he can pay for it!"
I ******* hate women in SUV's. It's a problem waiting to happen... on wheels.
this sounds like an average teenager bored with his middle class life decided to daydream about what it would be like if he was rich and had a bently and thought about all of the possible good/bad stuff that could happen to him then decided to post his daydream on FML to make it one step closer to reality by making other people believe that it was true.
obviously not middle class if his family owns a bentley...
busted.
I have common sense
biggest dumbass of life!!!!
being 17? don't blame it on your age, blame it on your inability to listen.
#30 = WIN
haha I hope your mom **** slapped you
i know did she make u pay 4 damage YDI WHEN IM 17 I WILL LISTEN
70, you're a dumbass.
why does this feel like it was written by OP's mum as an unusual form of punishment. Must be the "being 17, I didn't listen." line lol
lmao I can see that too XD
Totally what happened. lol
I was going to comment saying the same thing!
Huh, makes sense. I didn't even spot that at first.
ydi but you are pretty damn lucky that you didn't get injured
It's a Bentley. Bentleys are safe
**** your moms life. She was trying to hit the neighbor when your dumbass got in the way! Now, not only does she have to deal with 2 busted up vehicles and an idiotic child, but she still has to live with her naked, yoga master of a neighbor.
lol...
Chortle sounds like it should be Squirtle and Wartortle's cousin.
hahaha nice
'Being 17' is no excuse. Trust me, I have evidence. *points to this FML*
i agree.
Ydi your mom must've been testing you if you'll obey her. But when you didn't she "accidentaly" hit you. ;3
She's a child and you're a disgusting creeper. Nobody wants to, "lick your jock." Nobody wants to date you over FML. I can already tell by your cheesy pick up lines that you're not very smooth, but you're not some hideous troll, so it's safe to assume you're also a complete and total creep in real life. Please, get off the internet, stop trolling for kiddos and find yourself a real nice blow up doll, because the future is not looking very bright for you. Stalking girls on the internet will land you a great roll on, "To catch a Predator." I hear Chris Hansen is very nice.
Cmon, it says right in his profile that he's a "swell guy."
That's not a wedding ring, it's obviously a purity ring. He's saving himself for Graawr.
I don't care if it's a ******* **** ring, the man has a mustache. A MUSTACHE. Some old Italian men can pull off a mustache. No one under the age of 60 can. At his age, he should be imprisoned for rocking a stache, and forced to give mustache rides to every overweight inmate after said inmates finish playing football.
Doesn't look like it'd be an enjoyable ride, his 'stache is pretty lame.
...knibbsy, did you have a traumatic experience with a mustache as a child or something?
rather mom than anyone else.
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YDI FOR NOT LISTENING!!!
You deserved it, doesn't matter if you're 17 driving a Bentley which isn't even yours is retarded regardless.