Pranks, Break-ups and Love: Conspiracy of one

There might be something wrong with that guy if your sister went to those lengths to get you away from him. Either that, or your sister wants him for herself.

gracehi 31

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:32

That, or the sister just loves creating drama.

orsombre_fml 11

Monday 28 July 2014 12:29

Or her sister is a bitch.

stephers444 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 22:36

Woah that's not cool. What a jerk

_heavenlysasa 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 23:43

Jealous much???

shadow_delta70 2

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:50

I just got the FML app. Almost every comment I see has this OP abbreviation. What's does that mean?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 27 July 2014 1:32

Is it: A) Optimus Prime B) Orange Penis C) Orgasming Panda D) Original Poster Don't you just love multiple choice! Oh and welcome to FML!

cwrocker 14

Sunday 27 July 2014 6:17

Totally C.

sk1tt135 22

Monday 28 July 2014 15:04

It's original poster.

JustFMLME 7

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:39

Was your boyfriend atleast suspicious that it wasn't you because you would be acting differently?

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Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML

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Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML

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Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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Today, my roommate walked in on me going down on my girlfriend in our shared living area. She was embarrassed for about 20 seconds, then pushed my head back down and told me to keep going until he comes back. FML

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Today, I took a ring to be cleaned, and the jeweler offered to clean all my rings, so I gave them to him. When he gave them back, he said he'd polished all the scratches on the wedding band. The “scratches” were the remains of the original engraving on my dead father's wedding band. FML

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Today, my parents are the most toxic people I've ever met. They don't allow me to go outside, they decide what I eat, who my friends are, chastise every fucking little thing I do even when it's so minor you could just forget about it in one second. The biggest shame in my life is encountering such toxic people like them. I HATE them. FML

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Today, I got the hiccups while my dad was yelling at me. He then said, “You’d better stop hiccuping or I’m gonna kick your ass!” FML

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Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

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