Construction Fail By FML Videos - 09/10/2018 00:30 Tear down that wall! I agree, your life sucks 318 You deserved it 171 Share Tweet Share
Today, on the eighth day of my diet, I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone put a Snickers bar on the table. "God, I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 361 You deserved it 8 262
Today, I gave blood for the first time, since I'm a universal donor. After it was done, I passed out, woke up, puked, and passed out again. The kind nurses told me I was the worst case they had seen all week. So much for doing something to help others. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 012 You deserved it 2 103
Today, my date received food she didn’t order, and instead of eating it without complaint, she sent it back. When I got up to leave, she began to cry. FML I agree, your life sucks 167 You deserved it 2 170
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 000 You deserved it 41 456
Today, my mother decided that I'm a complete sociopath and that I don’t care that my grandmother just died. Why? Because I haven’t lost my appetite. My grief response is to eat. FML I agree, your life sucks 980 You deserved it 89
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 338 You deserved it 3 410
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 125 You deserved it 14 016
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 007 You deserved it 6 146
**** was the point of building that shit it had not support and you didn’t cement shit
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