Construction Fail By FML Videos - 09/10/2018 00:30 Tear down that wall! I agree, your life sucks 317 You deserved it 169 Share Tweet Share
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 548 You deserved it 1 577
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML I agree, your life sucks 26 750 You deserved it 4 499
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML I agree, your life sucks 43 136 You deserved it 12 133
Today, it's my birthday, I knew I would be on my own, so I brought some pancakes, only to come down and find that not only had my cat eaten them, but also that I’d have to clean his barf up. Happy birthday to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 544 You deserved it 263
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 429 You deserved it 25 151
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 447 You deserved it 1 405
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 327 You deserved it 80
Today, I sent my husband out for baby formula and cocoa butter to soothe my boobs from breastfeeding. He came back with powdered milk and deep heat rub. AND he still wanted praise for at least having tried to get what I asked for. I would kill him, but I need his wages while I'm on maternity. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 005 You deserved it 222
**** was the point of building that shit it had not support and you didn’t cement shit
“Cheap labor isn’t skilled...”