Construction Fail By FML Videos - 09/10/2018 00:30 Tear down that wall! I agree, your life sucks 317 You deserved it 169 Share Tweet Share
Today, a friend who visited me a week ago with "allergy rashes" told me that it's actually scabies, and she hopes I didn't catch it from her. It takes 2-6 weeks for the symptoms to show and I can't use the medication for it anyway because I'm pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 779 You deserved it 1 521
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 170 You deserved it 3 217
Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 057 You deserved it 5 566
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 722 You deserved it 3 523
Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML I agree, your life sucks 46 604 You deserved it 19 759
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 276 You deserved it 7 192
Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 125 You deserved it 158
Today, I realized my lack of spatial awareness has hit a new low when it took me 15 tries to type the word “At” instead of “Ay.” FML I agree, your life sucks 602 You deserved it 215
**** was the point of building that shit it had not support and you didn’t cement shit
“Cheap labor isn’t skilled...”