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By fuck family - 17/07/2013 20:13 - Poland - Walbrzych

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family. Over the next hour, a huge religious debate erupted, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killed himself once while experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation. My boyfriend called us all crazy and seems to have dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 5 566

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 829

You deserved it 197

By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 866

You deserved it 5 563

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By he's a dawk, and a cunt - 05/07/2013 22:29 - Australia - Darling Point

Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 261

You deserved it 8 118

By moonstone15 - 06/08/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 219

You deserved it 4 247

Welcome to the family

By this is why I drink! - 27/12/2021 22:59

Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 339

You deserved it 149

By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 227

You deserved it 2 889

By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 22:52 - United States - Elgin

Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 418

You deserved it 4 312

Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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You deserved it 284

By sober - 10/07/2012 03:40 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML

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You deserved it 3 424

By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 526

You deserved it 4 007

perdix 29

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

If your grandfather can show you the ropes of auto-erotic asphyxiation, you won't need a boyfriend!

tigerisabelle 31

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

Sorry OP, families can suck. :(

Comments

RayearthNinja 10

Thursday 18 July 2013 3:20

That's it. I've read far too many of these "bring home significant other" stories. My parents will be lucky if they meet mine before the alter.

Eivana 37

Thursday 18 July 2013 3:57

Sounds like your maybe ex is a very boring, non accepting person.

twinkiefeets 17

Thursday 18 July 2013 4:41

Grandpa's a freak!

JoseIsAdork 31

Thursday 18 July 2013 4:42

damn it , grandpa... this is why we can't have nice things!!

lwonderful 11

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:26

1) we gotta love family no matter what! 2) That's rude of your {ex} to do that to you...

dawood_k 27

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:41

Classical Adams family... With an erotic side

khodginssxo 14

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:48

lol I personally would have thought the situation was hilarious.. Dudes a dud good riddance

Treveyon56 14

Thursday 18 July 2013 7:17

No surprise that almost everyone said the boyfriend is the wrong one. Honestly I kinda agree with him. Even if that was my family I couldn't put up with them. Sorry to say it OP but your family is the weirdest I've heard of.