Party, Babysitter and Kids: Cool beans

Cool beans

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By Yeah-It's-Just-Me - 01/01/2015 00:52 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, I had numerous calls from people saying they need a baby sitter, because "they know I wasn't invited anywhere". FML

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By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 10:44 - Malaysia

Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 05:59 - United States - Jeromesville

Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

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By person123abc - 09/12/2010 05:35 - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:06

Wow, what a bitch. Call the cops on her party =].

ccb_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:06

what a little bitch! charge her extra... then throw a party of your own and don't invite her. i'm sorry to hear that... i'd be super pissed off

Comments

Whiterabbitm1 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:19

she sounds like a complete bitch!

twilightluver347 7

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:00

that happened for a bat mitzvah to me. that just so happens to be today. 2 actually

NinjaKeiLynn 3

Wednesday 30 June 2010 13:08

Dude, I think that she doesn't want you to see her "wild" side. Lol. Besides she probably thought that you didn't like partying or stuff like that. But on the other hand crashing her party would've been good also. You could've called her house pretending to be the cops or one of the people at the party's parents. Or you could've done what #10 said or dress her brother up as a chick :) but Hey your BETTER than that don't be an ass like her.

klx125cross 9

Friday 10 August 2012 17:18

Take her bro back to her house and be like **** you!

jc95sd 3

Thursday 15 November 2012 22:14

U Must crash the party!! Next time Take the kid to the party and show him all the "fun"( wink wink) stuff their doing witch he will relay to mom and dad! Easy affordable deviant pay back. Your welcome