Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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You deserved it 154

Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 4 585

By mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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You deserved it 6 900

Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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That's… sexy

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco

Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML

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By oopsie - 01/05/2019 20:00

Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML

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You deserved it 369

By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 856

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 6 674

Some people are into that sort of thing

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 03:00 - France - Paris

Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML

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You deserved it 267

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 October 2020 16:53

How ugly was he? Did his bag break?

slowhandjp 16

Monday 26 October 2020 1:18

What did he do before that?

Comments

TCRII 29

Sunday 25 October 2020 12:58

Were you on top?

jbowww16 10

Sunday 25 October 2020 16:41

Don’t be sad, it happens

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 October 2020 16:53

How ugly was he? Did his bag break?

slowhandjp 16

Monday 26 October 2020 1:18

What did he do before that?

Brightside86 30

Monday 26 October 2020 1:58

Gag reflex troubles?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 26 October 2020 6:49

That ****** must have been amazing!

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 26 October 2020 9:55

NIIICE!!!

noporn4u 9

Monday 26 October 2020 20:50

Next time you need a good dicking, call up Chuck?

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Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML

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Today, I realized that my baby stops crying loudly whenever I turn on the vacuum cleaner. I'm either stuck with a fussy baby all day, or the roaring sound of a vacuum cleaner. FML

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Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML

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Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

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Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML

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Today, I was patting my kitten who was asleep underneath the blanket on my lap. My roommate walked in and gave me disgusted look. She thought I was playing with myself. FML

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Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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