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By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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That's… sexy

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco

Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML

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By oopsie - 01/05/2019 20:00

Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML

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By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Some people are into that sort of thing

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 03:00 - France - Paris

Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML

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You deserved it 271

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 October 2020 16:53

How ugly was he? Did his bag break?

slowhandjp 16

Monday 26 October 2020 1:18

What did he do before that?

Comments

TCRII 29

Sunday 25 October 2020 12:58

Were you on top?

jbowww16 10

Sunday 25 October 2020 16:41

Don’t be sad, it happens

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 October 2020 16:53

How ugly was he? Did his bag break?

slowhandjp 16

Monday 26 October 2020 1:18

What did he do before that?

Brightside86 30

Monday 26 October 2020 1:58

Gag reflex troubles?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 26 October 2020 6:49

That ****** must have been amazing!

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 26 October 2020 9:55

NIIICE!!!

noporn4u 9

Monday 26 October 2020 20:50

Next time you need a good dicking, call up Chuck?

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Today, it’s been three hours since my girlfriend starting giving me the silent treatment. I went to the bakery to buy some pastries, so I asked her if she wanted any before I left. She said “No.” I came home with one pastry for myself and she threw a tantrum because she'd said “No” to see if I would get her one anyway. I’m confused. FML

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Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML

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Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

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Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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Today, I found out that my husband’s crazy ex girlfriend has not only moved to our area, but has also landed herself on his patient list. He’s a gynecologist. FML

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Today, I dreamt that the fabric and pattern I was working on were sliding off the table so I quickly reached to grab it, effectively driving my fingers into my husband's eyes. Fuck his life too. FML

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Today, I was instructed to make the "Staff Orientation and Training Manual" at work. It's my second day here. FML

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Today, I got my boyfriend's pants down for the first time and turns out my thumb is bigger than his erect penis. I already know he has weak tongue technique, but this is an extra slap in the face I do not need. FML

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