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By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML

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By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

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By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States

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By MessedXUp - 25/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 21:00 - China - Suzhou

Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML

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Curiouser 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:32

YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

antbait11 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:32

why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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hamzy 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:31

Pretty obvious YDI

ryguy997 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 7:04

so why the screaming??

ronton 4

Tuesday 22 June 2010 5:57

YDI for being hot and sweaty from walking...

mayumm 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:51

And how would pouring water on yourself be a turn on??

McCamryn123 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 8:36

*favorite*(:

Idonebeenhad 17

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:26

you brought SPRITE on a jog? LOL

BigMacBoi 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:40

283- maybe she was wearing a white shirt? JUST a white shirt.

Cormophyte 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:31

Screaming? Really? Eyes open and painful screaming, or "I am frustrated and an attention ho and forgot I shouldn't scream in public" screaming?

deliverypenguin 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:31

epic fail

Curiouser 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:32

YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

antbait11 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:32

why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Monday 23 March 2015 13:53

In South Korea, there's an advertisement where a sexy girl is jogging and asks another jogger if he would like a Sprite shower. Perhaps she was advertising? Lol.