Cool moves, Dahmer

By IwantOff - 09/10/2022 07:30

Today, as my new boyfriend was taking me home from our first date, a family of ducks walked across the road. I yelled at him to stop, but he ran over every single one of them. His logic? “They shouldn’t have been in the way,” and it was “natural selection anyway for them being so stupid.” FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 142
You deserved it 213

Same thing different taste

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And you still refer to this human red flag as your boyfriend?

If you keep dating this psychopathic serial killer, you'd be a ducking idiot!

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And you still refer to this human red flag as your boyfriend?

If you keep dating this psychopathic serial killer, you'd be a ducking idiot!

Time to dump the psycho's ass. That's the makings of a serial killer.

slhiggx 17

First date = boyfriend ?? And the other thing is mental as well.

I would have beat his ass. also you can report him for animal cruelty.

Only is the ducks suffered in pain. Killing does not equal cruelty.

YDI for still referring to him as your boyfriend.

Hopefully that was your last date. Sounds like he is a real prize.

Sonotsuave 35

What the **** kind of human did you go out with? And why are you still talking to him? That’s the second you call the police, animal control, something & get the **** away from such an awful & unreasonably angry human!