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By MsAnonymous17 - 26/05/2013 23:20 - United States

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Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML
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tootsie68 22

That's plain rude.

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elephantsarecute 16

At least he's not your biological father so you don't have those genes.

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LyraAlluse 25

Another real like troll (the step dad) strikes again.

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Wealthyparrot 9

Meh, nothing to do but give him no respect or authority for the rest of your life. Treat him like the lowlife he is.

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DanqGirlxoxo 13

I hope your mother overheard that conversation and decides to put him in a cage like some freakshow circus act , and decides to feed him and leave him there like the disgusting prick he is. Forget the fxck him part.

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jem970 19

He looked right at her as he said it. I doubt she didn't hear the douche.

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ZombieSazza 34

Wow, he sounds like an asshole. Maybe you should tie him up somewhere and just "forget him", maybe he'll learn to behave.

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davincidasecond 24

If anyone talked about my mother like that or bragged about how he "stole" her from my dad, I would find him, feed him his teeth, **** him with a rod and forget him in a dumpster. What an asshole.

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3rdbass 9

I'm not a violent man. But even I would have slugged him.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

That ain't right.

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horrorbznss 4

someone listens to the mentors... 4F club

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onorexveritas 23

wow. he sounds like a charmer

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