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By MsAnonymous17 - 26/05/2013 23:20 - United States

Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 11:47 - United States - Taunton

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying, "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 16:56

Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:47 - United States - Miami

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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There's a time and a place

By Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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By Wtffmlfs - 26/09/2019 04:01

Today, I dawned on me that my step-dad, who cheated on and is now divorcing my mom, is my favorite family member. FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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tootsie68 22

Monday 27 May 2013 8:47

That's plain rude.

elephantsarecute 16

Monday 27 May 2013 8:47

At least he's not your biological father so you don't have those genes.

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LyraAlluse 25

Monday 27 May 2013 15:07

Another real like troll (the step dad) strikes again.

MysticMonkey 9

Monday 27 May 2013 16:51

WTF. Shouldve smacked him up

Wealthyparrot 9

Monday 27 May 2013 17:11

Meh, nothing to do but give him no respect or authority for the rest of your life. Treat him like the lowlife he is.

DanqGirlxoxo 13

Monday 27 May 2013 17:16

I hope your mother overheard that conversation and decides to put him in a cage like some freakshow circus act , and decides to feed him and leave him there like the disgusting prick he is. Forget the fxck him part.

jem970 19

Monday 27 May 2013 17:35

He looked right at her as he said it. I doubt she didn't hear the douche.

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 27 May 2013 18:16

Wow, he sounds like an asshole. Maybe you should tie him up somewhere and just "forget him", maybe he'll learn to behave.

davincidasecond 24

Monday 27 May 2013 18:19

If anyone talked about my mother like that or bragged about how he "stole" her from my dad, I would find him, feed him his teeth, **** him with a rod and forget him in a dumpster. What an asshole.