Cool story

By MsAnonymous17 - 26/05/2013 23:20 - United States

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Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML
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tootsie68 22

That's plain rude.

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elephantsarecute 16

At least he's not your biological father so you don't have those genes.

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yzzami 17

The first thing Id say to the guy is "Do you want to get punched in the mouth?"

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AlexiAwesome 10

Hahaha... Well, at least he's honest.

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bobjoe246 2

well the stepdads an ass but the mom is a pretty trashy ***** if she went to vegas and allowed him to "feed and **** her" if she was married so she deserves to have that ********..sucks for the kid though

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jman26 11

Kick his ass. Now.

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lininnes 6

Neither of OP's dad or stepdad is wrong. OP's mom was a bitch, that's all.

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roflstomp716 19

wow, what an asshole. your mom chewed him out after, right?

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nogoodthoughts 1

Sorry but step anything are aholes

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beneathitallxx 15

Gross >_>

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