Transportation, Weddings, Annoying, Religion and Argument: Cool your jets

Cool your jets

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 22:01

Today, my fiancé told a priest on the bus to fuck off, because he was annoying her with all his God talk. She didn’t know the priest had been our family's priest for the past 40 years, the guy we were supposed to talk to about our wedding next year. Guess that’s not happening now. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 06:00

Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2019 00:06

Today, my fiancé accidentally ran over the priest who is supposed to be marrying us in 3 days. Now, not only do we need a new priest, we need a new church to get married in, with only 3 days to find them. FML

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Get out while you still can

By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Lesbo88 - 28/03/2022 16:00

Today, I sadly had to tell my fiancé of 3 years that I realized I’m a lesbian and not really attracted to men, and therefore I called off the wedding. He decided to retaliate and out me to my very Christian parents, who are unhappy campers right now. “Unhappy” is an understatement. FML

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What did you do?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2024 05:00

Today, at my niece's christening, I was outside with family when we suddenly heard shouting and the priest pushing my husband outside while screaming, “GET OUT OF MY CHURCH!” Friar Tuck style. It’s been six hours and husband still won’t tell me what he did that upset a priest that badly. FML

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But… why?

By Anonymous - 16/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML

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By Good 2 have friends. - 28/12/2010 18:04 - United States

Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML

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mike3775 35

Monday 19 July 2021 22:55

For this, more info is needed. I am not religious (and actually despise organized religion) and have been tempted to tell some priests to **** off because they came across as trying to convert me while chatting with them, while I have also had hours long talks about anything and everything with priests where religion does not get mentioned at all. If your family priest came across as overly preachy, he may have deserved it, but if not, your GF owes an apology.

RebeccaMcQu 6

Tuesday 20 July 2021 0:19

Why would you get married by a priest if she wasn't religious? I don't get it -_-

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mike3775 35

Monday 19 July 2021 22:55

RebeccaMcQu 6

Tuesday 20 July 2021 0:19

Why would you get married by a priest if she wasn't religious? I don't get it -_-

mike3775 35

Tuesday 20 July 2021 15:35

I got married by a priest. My wife wanted it. Like I said above, I despise religion, but I also respect my wife’s views on it as well. A wedding is nothing but a whole bunch of compromises both sides usually work out. A priest officiating is one of those things. I was married in the same church my wife was baptized by the same priest who married her parents and baptized her, so I decided to put my view aside and let her have that for the wedding. Yes it was a great wedding.

mekiswrite 21

Tuesday 20 July 2021 1:23

Why didn't you introduce her? By your post, it seems like the three of you were in the same space and thus the perfect opportunity to introduce them. Also, as another commenter said, if your partner isn't religious, did she agree to having a priest officiate or did you just assume?

TwoBytesCarley 27

Tuesday 20 July 2021 3:36

OP may not have been there when his fiancé spoke with the priest, only learning about it afterward. Either way, I agree with the above comments about the priest officiating when it’s clear the fiancé isn’t involved in that religion.