Kids and School: Cool

Cool

By indi1011 - 20/04/2009 12:21 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out." He was right. FML

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By Debbie3247 - 07/07/2017 08:30 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I taught a high school class on public speaking. When I explained how important it was for a presentation to be polished and professional, one kid asked, "Is it professional for your skirt to be tucked into your underwear? I didn't know they made My Little Pony panties for adults." FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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By eyepatch - 19/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Albany

Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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By Fangirl#1 - 29/10/2018 22:10

Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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bluejean0991 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

how can you not know your pants were inside out? wouldn't you have a hard time buttoning them......

falcons666 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

Haha owned... Well at least u proved ur point about not having to be cool :D

Comments

Acerbitas 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:19

how the hell do you wear your pants inside out? If you're giving a presentation, you're normally wearing like button/fly pants(and I'm assuming you do zip up your fly and do the button). Unless as #4 says you were wearing sweat pants which just surprises me. Shirt is fine. Same as #8, I'm calling fake.

StayGoldKim 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:30

Haha omg this can't be true .

yes_yes_yes 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:37

were you wearing SWEAT PANTS? ewe! Not professional!

ohdamn_fml 2

Monday 20 April 2009 21:22

What a crappy presentation

guitardedman 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:29

why would you not think about something like that giving a presentation advocating dorkiness? ydi

GabriLee 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't give two hoots whether or not this is fake! This is hilarious. Laughed out loud. Literally. I'd rather read about inside out pants that failed sex lives any day :)

hahayou12345 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:51

I don't understand why and how this even qualifies as an FML.

like_yea 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:53

lol how would ya not notice when ya zipped or buttoned your pants? silly.

Mikebiff19632 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:04

Ok, now if your gonna button up your pants, or at least zip them up. wouldnt you of noticed that they were inside out, even putting stuff in your pockets, wouldnt you have known.. u deserved that one. sorry

kk_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:15

i dont get the people on this site. this is the first fml i laughed at in days and everyone is like, this is dumb it doesnt even qualify, its fake etc. annoying