Love: Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped...

By ohhelllllno - 20/04/2009 10:05 - Canada

Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By summerbabe77 - 22/07/2012 03:58 - United States - Medford

Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By savagepixie - 01/06/2019 14:09

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML

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mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:14

"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"

mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:01

That's shitty.

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mikey41414 0

Monday 20 April 2009 19:59

heh, Love has no bounds

arttyruiz 7

Tuesday 22 March 2011 10:59

Bahaha, win! ^

mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:01

That's shitty.

Philosophic 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:26

Zing!

kookoo831 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:31

LOL

Vash879 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:06

at least it was your her own poop

Undecidedlime 6

Thursday 6 November 2014 4:56

it took me a second to get that, now I can't breathe

alicks_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:04

Fake, girls don't poop.

Good_old_Grim 8

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

Take it to a jeweler and have it tightened... as you should have as soon as you got it. And be happy that you did not lose it altogether.

hahaha6 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

hahaha #2, you're awesome that does suck though. try to get the ring sized better... and while they're at it, have them clean it!

Snow_White_fml 3

Monday 20 April 2009 20:06

at least you got it back

bad_times 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:07

ur life sucks... u gotta take out ur ring from ur poop! woww.... (that was totally sarcasm if u didnt notice)

vivibeatles 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 20:05

thats not the best use of sarcasm....just saying =/

Dr_Awesome654 24

Sunday 14 August 2016 21:48

Where was the sarcasm?

lunaforever21 14

Friday 24 May 2019 9:40

are you 10?

rocketshipsxx 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:09

damn... that really sucks. at least you got it back! :P

Mnemic 5

Monday 20 April 2009 20:09

lol #3. Was it at home? Else I would have used a glove...

Shanny_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:11

haah tht sukz!

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