Cops can't catch criminals

By frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
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cumberbunny 17

Throw cold water on them - if they're going to act like alley cats treat them like alley cats.

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gjikvtj 18

Whats wrong with you? Nobody talks about fight club

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EpicGuy70 13

Call the police again, and when they go in the bushes, chase them out!

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buckdharma 36

They were making love in the bushes, but it didn't take.

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Latino_Nino 10

The police probably saw them from a distance but drove past them like "don't wanna deal with this shit today "

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egrudy 9

I'm beginning to think there are Douche Nozzles out there who hit the "you deserved it" button on everything. I hope they are the first to go at the end, and that it's very painful and tragic.

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Nuclear101 4

Take a video, then call the cops and tell them where they are. then use the video as proof that they were causing a disturbance.

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cryssycakesx3 22

that seems excessive for something that would over shortly. sometimes the cops just make fighting worse.

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worldclassrager 39

Ear plugs...maybe someone else will call this time...hope for the best

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sirbob692 7

and this is why ppl r ******* worthless anymore. freaking snitch.

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Axel5238 29

I find the worthless people are the ones who'd describe this as "snitching"

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BananaBalls 4

It's not your business.So why **** your life?They should be saying that

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Axel5238 29

If it's private home or an apartment complex it becomes OP business when it's "outside their window" particularly at 4am.

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cobslobin 3

Walk outside with a gun. Jack a shell in it and I guarantee they will leave.

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mt631 18

Or they will pull out a gun themselves and the OP will have a serious problem, let alone potential assault charges.

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Guardian88 21

Brandishing a firearm is a felony......or so im told but id just yell out the window for them to shut the **** up or citizen arrest them for disturbing the peace

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