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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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By anon - 21/06/2011 11:52 - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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Saturday 13 June 2009 16:01

At least you know where you stand now. One of my crushes told me he had a dream I got hit in the face with a soccer ball by one of his other girl friends. She ended up being his girlfriend a month later. It's better be safe, and wait for him to kiss you, I think.

jncwmnd 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:11

thats why you ask what the dream was about first before just assuming YDI

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Liamrb 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:57

Omg, lol

kuntageous 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:57

Ahaha that sucks fyl

fortytwo 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:17

Just hope that he's not precognitive and it actually happens. But seriously, I lol'd hard.

Adamm1 6

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:20

Ouch! Kinda funny though

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:28

Men. No matter where they're from... They're still clueless...

ogloc 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:33

#3 is slow. #29, so are women.

Schmeeds 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:34

Poop.

charleemander 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:39

#3 your an idiot...

Schmeeds 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:41

Poop on #3.

the_mailman 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:42

"hey, i had a dream about you." OH MY GOD PERFECT TIME TO KISS HIM! GO IN FOR IT BLINDLY! "you fell off a cliff." OH HOW COULD I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT COMING, EXCEPT THAT I HAD NO IDEA HOW HE FELT ABOUT ME. retard.