By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
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cwark 0

So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?

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Saccharide 0

FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Haha, snickerdoodles, you actually are my hero.

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Yarrachel 16

I just won the game.

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infernofalcon 0

damn you, snickerdoodles =[

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repyourcliche 0

ooh yass, am i the bitch? XD late christmas present!

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KingDingALing 9

well if hes your neighbor..then doesnt that mean you gotta go back anyways to get to your house? :o

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jayseangirl 0

haha! fyl...nah more like f the dogs life..!! haha

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xiaoxaio 5

he deserved, i love dogs i would up chase him down with my ak-47

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

What's a New Yorker like yourself doing in a rough town like Dallas?

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Sirin_fml 46

WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING, YOU NITWIT? Google Translate fails me here.

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Saccharide 0

You, sir, win! I have new-found respect for this site.

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flashback.miss 28

female dogs are called bitches. for some strange reason.. OP, was it an accident you hit the dog, if so, press charges, and I hope the dog is ok.9reply to 10, )

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Sirin_fml 46

Sure, but that is about the ONLY thing I understood from #6's post. "your retaared to hit a don't! bitch" «--- I think this just might match the Voynich manuscript in its indecipherability, though let me give it a shot... "You're retarded to [run over] a [female dog]! Don't [do that, sir, I implore you with all my heart, take my life if you will, but leave the poor dog to live out the rest of her days in peace]!"

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flashback.miss 28

oh ok, yeah some people r like that. theres no idiot to english(or any other language) translator... :)

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xx3ginaxx3 0

maybe it was supposed to be, "you're retarded to hit a dog" and was calling the OP a bitch.

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Ashhole_1 0

first off learn how to spell the word dumbass and second off that word is very offensive to some people so why don't you to stop being such a bitch....also another thing....pretty sure they didn't "hit a don't".....they hit a dog!!! and it was most likely on an accident...

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geordieboysgirl 0

Maybe he was speeding and maybe he was driving recklessly. The OP didn't say.

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turdburgers 0

actually, for all we know, the OP did it on purpose.

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Saccharide 0

There's just enough evidence to support the fact that he was inattentive as there is to support the fact that he's evil.

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sadistmonkey 19

And for all we know the OP didn't do it on purpose. As House once said, "speculation makes a spec out of you and some guy named lation which doesn't really affect me at all."

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boatkicker 4

Is that really a House quote? I love house

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mushoo_fml 0

It is, and I love him too! (wait that sounds gay... oh whatever, he's awesome).

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shinshoku13 19

Actualy, since he wasnt shot at, i think it is fair retribution to be scared shitless by a guy with a shot gun after you either killed or seriously injured someones pet, OP wasnt hurt like the dog or the man were so i say it was deserved

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alice_18 16

sorry, but if someone hit my dog, on purpose or not, there would be hell to pay.

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ozymandias_fml 0

You are old enough to drive -- but not old enough to carry a cellphone? Call the cops. Problem solved.

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Pmm368 5

Maybe the OP didn't have a cell phone. Driving is a pretty expensive luxury, so the OP might not have been able to afford a phone.

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BritishHobo 0

Maybe the OP was too focused on running away from the crazy man with a gun to call the cops.

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Saccharide 0

Pretty sure it's something along the lines of "threatening with a deadly weapon".

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Saccharide 0

FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?

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bds0688 0

CAUSE DOGS DON'T RUN OUT OR ANYTHING. DUHER.

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youthink_fml 0

The dog shouldn't have been running loose but you should have stopped as soon as you hit it, before the owner had a chance to get a gun.

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aback 4

Yeah, stop so the crazy guy can beat you to death. Right. If he'd keep his dog out of the road, he wouldn't have those problems.

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