Money and Work: Cough up!

Cough up!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2010 19:02 - Chile

Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML

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By Azcrazy - 03/08/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML

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By disgruntled - 09/12/2015 15:01

Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML

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By Tired - 17/08/2016 17:51

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

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By Moose - 02/08/2016 11:18 - Poland

Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML

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Can't be bothered

By anabolic - 27/02/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill the sheet out. FML

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Another fine mess

By Anonymous - 24/06/2024 15:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was talking with my closest coworker about her boss. She told me that she yelled at her and told her, "You capricious and silly girl, you have to be more independent and brave for this job. You are a lawyer; think about your duties." She told me this as her boss came up behind us. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 08:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML

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Great replacement

By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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By notahero - 09/01/2015 04:40 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Buffalo

Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML

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Rhianikki 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:48

Say " Maybe I'm crazy, but I think this is mine" and take her wallet/purse. You have the same justification and reasoning...

Turtle_Mode 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:43

is that legal?

Comments

mintcar 9

Friday 24 September 2010 0:43

Maybe YOU'RE crazy.

Pooper_T_fml 0

Friday 24 September 2010 1:01

Neat.

varkey 7

Friday 24 September 2010 1:09

um.. im pretty sure you can sue or something if she doesnt sign it

astm 0

Friday 24 September 2010 1:13

ufff, mala suerte. No hay alguien con un cargo más alto que tu jefa?

thatonedame 6

Friday 24 September 2010 1:34

ask her kindly to please check her records. offer your boss free starbucks for a week or something to humor you and double check.

blko 0

Friday 24 September 2010 1:40

o.o well maybe he is like That's So Raven and can see into the future and he saw ur paperwork in his vision... just a thought :)

Pooper_T_fml 0

Friday 24 September 2010 2:34

That's probably the 5th dumbest thing I've ever heard.

House_1990 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:21

I agree.

BananaTroll 0

Friday 24 September 2010 2:10

Maybe YOU'RE the crazy one OP. Only Jesus knows.

dirtbiker219 0

Friday 24 September 2010 3:03

win

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 24 September 2010 3:14

why not go for some classic one-upmanship? boss: "maybe i'm crazy, but i feel that i've signed this before." op: "maybe i'm crazy, but i'm sure you didn't." boss: "maybe i'm crazy, but you shouldn't talk to me like that. you're fired." op: "****, it wasn't supposed to happen this way..." but really, if your boss can throw down an excuse like that this time, what's to say she won't do it next time? and the next time? then you're out of a job...without being out of a job! |the kid|