By Moose - 02/08/2016 11:18 - Poland
Same thing different taste
Smart
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Spelling Bee
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By JadeC - 01/12/2011 18:55 - United States
I'm not paid enough for this shit
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Can't be bothered
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By ksa - 04/08/2015 19:06 - Poland - Katowice
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I don't see FML with this, rather it hilarious to me.
I wouldn't doubt that whole spelling thing, there are people who spell "Oreo" as "Orio."
That's absolutely ******* hilarious!! Hope you keep your job.
Why would they lose their job? They don't name it; the other person did.
@20 I think #4 means that they hope OP keeps his job because this could mean that the boss doesn't like his performance and therefore, will fire him.
"How best do I convey to my employee that I don't find his work satisfactory? Telling him might be ambiguous. OH! I'll name his timesheet 'timeshit'! Clear as day!"
Probably neither, he probably just thinks he's funny.
Probably just meant Timeshift, and forgot the f.
Does he speak Spanish? Because in Spanish you pronounce "i" as "e" in English, so he could have gotten confused.
OP's from Poland. Depending on the age of OP's boss, he may not know English very well, not living in an English-speaking country and all. In former socialist countries, younger people generally know very good English, while 40+ generation did not have many chances to practise when they were young.
Also, in Polish, too, like in a lot of other languages, you would pronounce "i" as "e" in English. I could definitely see someone who has only ever /heard/ the word "timesheet" and not read it, and who has limited knowledge of the English language, spell it as "timeshit".
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"How best do I convey to my employee that I don't find his work satisfactory? Telling him might be ambiguous. OH! I'll name his timesheet 'timeshit'! Clear as day!"
I don't see FML with this, rather it hilarious to me.