By Anonymous - 23/09/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
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Blue_Coconuts 7

You should try going to the bathroom instead of ripping one in class...

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FaceMelterx2530 4

Ooh that sucks... Just hope no one knew it was you.

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KingDingALing 9

I ate a lot of salt and vinegar chips and it made my farts smell HORRIBLE. Just thought you would all like to know. :) Just kidding :D

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bravesfan112233 0

the kangaroo and a barbecue? it's a party

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ArtOfDesire 7

Best FML ever. Although I didn't laugh. That's odd...

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

14/Andy: Which part were you "just kidding" about? Because I can personally attest to the SBD potential of the SNV chips. :} But mmm, the Utz ones are so yummy...

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imaginaryvoice 18

There was a gas leak. Just not from the Bunsen burners.

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KingDingALing 9

Jane- I was joking about the farting part. :D Salt and vinegar chips are my FAVORITE! :)

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KingDingALing 9

I like the Lays chips better then the UTZ...

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MnBran6 0

Don't worry, Mr answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, You'll learn how to troll AND spell once you enter the second grade

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blacknazi818 0

trikk as bitch! fart in my mouth while i eat u out ;)

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myschyveus 0

I'm calling shenanigans on the grounds that girls don't fart.

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MissErikaHart 0

I think this sounds like a big achievement rather than a fml

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BakNBitz 0

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh shiiit!!!! 42 just got lolwut'd!!!!1!!

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kenyrabit 25

#75 are you purposefully resembling Chris Tucker or is this just a coincidence? Too bad Op's SBDs weren't bad enough to leave them saying, "You just got knocked the **** out!"

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Blue_Coconuts 7

You should try going to the bathroom instead of ripping one in class...

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Shell02 0

how come every profile I've looked at says that the person has tried submitting an fml, but it's never been approved?

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LiveThenDie 2

Well check: TheIrishJaneDoe she had one published.

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Hoplaka 0

Maybe they were taking a test and the professer was strict and didn't want someone to go in there and "cheat".

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metroido 17

erm, some people’s gas rarely smells and there’s no warning for when it does...

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ilsee 0

then don't fart in class, that's nasty :')

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mattman1994 0

yeah. do it in the hallway in the middle of a crowd of people

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Nannoo 0

Credit for one hell of a fart though.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for not being a man and claiming your flatulence. Er, wait, OP is a woman. FAKE! Girls don't fart!

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bexy_s 0

yer they do :) just some are proud... others discrete

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tweetbaby14 18

I don't fart or poot.

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jkgfdxb 0

hahaha that reminds me of south park. the guys fart and girls queef (did I spell that correctly?)

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5t3ff1k4h 44

"A queef is a vaginal explosion of gas, mmkay?"

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lilemo1994 0

lol. queefs! im surprised the room didn't explode. fire plus methaine gas ( farts ) plus propane bad combo

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Hummbinger 5

If your farts produce enough methane to explode i think you should see a doctor

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that_guy_ollie 0

haha that is pure class right there i would of been laughing so hard : P

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jessi_ld 2

dude! get it right! it's silent but violent! sposed to rhyme!

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FMLephant 2

OP should have confessed, then the professor could have used the fart as an example.

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Rhianikki 0

BRIGHT SIDE, you got out of class early! Fart in every class! Then you can just go home :)

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