Money and Work: Cough up!

Cough up!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2010 19:02 - Chile

Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML

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You deserved it 2 486

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Same thing different taste

By Azcrazy - 03/08/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 499

You deserved it 4 012

By disgruntled - 09/12/2015 15:01

Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 299

You deserved it 1 517

By Tired - 17/08/2016 17:51

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 306

You deserved it 1 064

By Moose - 02/08/2016 11:18 - Poland

Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 743

You deserved it 1 246

Can't be bothered

By anabolic - 27/02/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill the sheet out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 887

You deserved it 2 745

Another fine mess

By Anonymous - 24/06/2024 15:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was talking with my closest coworker about her boss. She told me that she yelled at her and told her, "You capricious and silly girl, you have to be more independent and brave for this job. You are a lawyer; think about your duties." She told me this as her boss came up behind us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 351

You deserved it 111

By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 08:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 402

You deserved it 6 643

Great replacement

By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 740

You deserved it 1 439

By notahero - 09/01/2015 04:40 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 330

You deserved it 2 622

By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Buffalo

Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 844

You deserved it 230

Rhianikki 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:48

Say " Maybe I'm crazy, but I think this is mine" and take her wallet/purse. You have the same justification and reasoning...

Turtle_Mode 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:43

is that legal?

Comments

jordanandkensie2 0

Friday 24 September 2010 5:28

she just didnt want to pay you dude

lovelyliz916 5

Friday 24 September 2010 7:46

#72 I baked a pie once. Its not rlly that hard :}

sexygangster 0

Friday 24 September 2010 21:00

there is always a supervisor or something over your boss, figure out contact info and then get the cheapskate to pay up. pretty simple actually

TJammah 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 11:18

Isn't there copies for you and the company?

faroutrabbit 0

Monday 1 November 2010 6:24

well in that case yes she is crazy

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:52

Kick her in the ******.

BerryPrincess 11

Monday 17 September 2012 1:26

She should take some memory pills.

danaharrison 5

Saturday 24 August 2013 1:59

Don't you have some kind of record of all your payments? I get paid commission on top of my paychecks and I can view my pay stubs online. Either way your boss is a bitch..