Gross, Cars and Transportation: Could you stop doing that, please?

Could you stop doing that, please?

By Scabs - 09/08/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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You deserved it 4 519

By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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You deserved it 50 552

By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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You deserved it 9 684

Barf

By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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You deserved it 945

By windthroughmyflab - 13/05/2015 23:19 - United States

Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML

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You deserved it 10 478

Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 340

You deserved it 4 850

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 177

By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 69 391

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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You deserved it 11 601

FFML_314 11

Monday 9 August 2010 23:20

Light their hair on fire. You will surely have the last laugh.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 9 August 2010 23:11

Yummy... good thing it wasn't your mouth!

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FFML_314 11

Monday 9 August 2010 23:20

Light their hair on fire. You will surely have the last laugh.

Crystal_Dreams 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:22

*Vomits everywhere* That is nasty.

zackkmann21 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:23

that's nasty.

Chrisskiies 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:27

Ydi for having the window down.

AudaciouslyInsan 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:31

That's why it's a bad idea to sit behind people with the windows down. x.x but that's so nasty, OP. FYL

JustJess666 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:36

grrrross!! I would totally freak out OCD style with the scrubbing and sanitizing myself. sucks for you

FFML_314 11

Monday 9 August 2010 23:36

No shit! Now if the person in front was drooling and it was flying into OPs face, we would have a real FML on our hands.

Chrisskiies 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:40

Dead skin covered with blood! Well dry blood, but for germaphobes, that's hell.

funkmasternikkin 0

Monday 9 August 2010 23:44

sick as hell!!!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 9 August 2010 23:46

YDI for having parents who have friends. YDI for having parents period. YDI for riding in a car. YDI for having ears.

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Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

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Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML

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Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML

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You deserved it 161

Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML

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You deserved it 8 821

Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML

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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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You deserved it 8 711

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

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Could you stop doing that, please?

Same thing different taste

Barf

Road rage gone feral

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