By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
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saraitkddh 47

look at the bright side, you are not the one who is pregnant!

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tony1891 22

out of all things to run out of. you run out of dog food. come on man.

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saraitkddh 47

look at the bright side, you are not the one who is pregnant!

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MzZombicidal 36

I was thinking the same thing, #1. It's one thing to deal with a pregnant person, it's another thing entirely to personally experience those mood swings! That being said, this is now one of my absolute favorite FML stories, OP. It'll be worth it :P

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letmehavemytea 21

Yeaaaah, the horrors he's experiencing is nothing compared to what his poor hormone addled wife has to go through.

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geekbuscus 19

As someone currently experiencing bad morning sickness and constantly wanting to cry or cut someone or just go to sleep, I would like to say this this this. I absolutely love that I am pregnant but being pregnant SUCKS.

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tony1891 22

out of all things to run out of. you run out of dog food. come on man.

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jake_braves 25

Barking up the wrong tree I tell you! Shouldn't run out of dog food..do you want your wife to have a breakdown?

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dolphins_penny 5

Ahhhh, the joys of pregnancy. Where every little detail counts and gross things happen way too often. Good luck pal, sounds like she's in the first trimester. I had morning sickness and everything and by the end I was crying over everything and ready to tear my bfs head off and use it to play football.

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worldclassrager 39

Well Walmart never does close...get some dog food...

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UO88 10

Not all walmarts are 24hrs. I know of a few that close at 11-12pm.

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kk21days 14

Get that poor woman some chocolate, man. You can never go wrong with chocolate. (unless she doesn't like it or is allergic)

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may14th 26

then in that case you can go wrong with chocolate

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geekbuscus 19

24, pregnant lady here who is currently repulsed by sweets (makes it fun working in a cookie shop, eh?) so you absolutely can go wrong with chocolate but the thought is sweet and that's what counts.

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stephypop 13

Where I live, the latest they're open is 10pm

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tantanpanda 26

#60, YOU learn when to realize whether something is a joke or not. The commenter was actually serious about walmarts being 24 hours; It wasn't a joke.

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ClassyCataclasis 4

clearly she wants dog food and he better deliver!

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val_is_lame97 12

hey soon you will be holding a beautiful baby. its all worth it

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russfml 31

Haha holding a beautiful baby that will puke on you, just like your wife. Get used to it lol

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Misswildsides 22

Well doesn't someone like to rain on people's parade? ^

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False_Stupidity 41

He can get used to being woken at 5am for that matter too!

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voltroz 18

All these sacrifices are worth it when your child calls you daddy and kisses you when you least expect it. The feeling is magical. Hold on, just 2 more trimester to go

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cheeeksss 29

In 9 (or less) months... It'll all be worth it.

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Saicere 15

She's carrying your (I hope!) child, I'm sure you can find it in your heart to forgive and look after her for a little while.

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patrickeli 15

I had a hormonal pregnant teacher in high school. They're so irritable and annoying.

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askullnamedbilly 33

They're growing a human being and their hormones are way out of whack. Cut them some ******* slack.

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fsomelife 26

In all fairness, unless #10 impregnanted said teacher, I don't see any reason why he should have to deal with the pregnancy and all its perks. As far as the FML goes - yeah, your comment is spot-on for OP. Although I don't think he's placing any blame...

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skippydoda 32

My brother had a teacher that was pregnant. Her boyfriend left her. Failed all of the male students, was a complete bitch to any male.

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CoGhostRider 31

Pickles covered with mayonnaise... If she would have had that a few months ago she wouldn't be sick now, am I right?

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Chaith 16

If that's a dick reference then wouldn't she still be pregnant and sick? Haha.

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sweetbliss3 37

that's probably why she has morning sickness now, bc she had it a few months ago. or am I missing something?

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DoubleDosexo 12

#14, you can't get pregnant from swallowing cum...

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Criminallylnsane 13

#72 you can if you eat using your OTHER lips

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