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By honeybunny - 19/11/2014 19:04 - United States - Norman

Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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Tradwife blues

By AnonWife - 22/01/2014 01:16 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Preggobride - 14/08/2018 23:35

Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 14:07 - Canada

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML

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Smells like… victory

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML

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Stinky

By mechgineer - 14/09/2023 12:00 - United States - Watertown

Today, my wife is 20 weeks pregnant and today is the first day that my natural, clean scent makes her nauseous. We don’t have somewhere else I can sleep and we both work from home. Twenty more weeks to go. FML

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Crackers

By crazycrochetlady - 17/12/2018 20:00

Today, I'm 7 weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up 2 hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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DontClickOnMe 28

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

Well if he triggers it, make sure you throw up on him. It may be the only way to get him to stop.

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

Puke on him. I'm very sure he won't take great glee in that.

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jane35 13

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

Crack those window open!!

cre8tvlylicnsd 14

Thursday 20 November 2014 2:00

Throw up on him.

cre8tvlylicnsd 14

Thursday 20 November 2014 2:01

I just noticed the #2 comment.... Let the Hunger Games Down Voting edition commence!

quickit 24

Thursday 20 November 2014 2:45

I don't understand how the husband would enjoy it if they're going to be stuck in a car that smells like puke. He should have the decency not to do that then. If he's going to be a dick, at least be one at an appropriate time.

gatorclay97 28

Thursday 20 November 2014 4:53

Good god, that is the best grammar I've ever seen.

incoherentrmblr 21

Thursday 20 November 2014 18:20

12hr drive to where?...

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Saturday 22 November 2014 6:37

To the Illuminati HQ

DontClickOnMe 28

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

Well if he triggers it, make sure you throw up on him. It may be the only way to get him to stop.

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

Puke on him. I'm very sure he won't take great glee in that.

201chasew 22

Thursday 20 November 2014 2:01

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Thursday 20 November 2014 2:06

201, if he has to pull over to a gas station and go clean up in the bathroom with paper towels and soap and then dig a clean set of clothes out of the back... GOOD. It might be nearly as uncomfortable as having a sore stomach and throat from puking.

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 20 November 2014 2:47

#18 Easy there. I was half joking.

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Thursday 20 November 2014 4:12

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sunnyray812 42

Thursday 20 November 2014 4:29

No, vomit is definitely worse. I just pictured the situation happening and thought it was funny.

llalala_fml 19

Thursday 20 November 2014 6:27

#30 if they are driving 12 hours they better have brought extra clothes

RamboFB 10

Thursday 20 November 2014 6:48

Yes but the husband is doing it on PURPOSE... She would be doing it so that he thinks twice about letting one rip. If every time he farts she throws up on him, he might be inclined the stop. Your logic is borderline non existent!