By TeddyBearKiller - 07/10/2013 01:11 - United States

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML
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NessaMae 19

I would uh, say something to your boss OP. Looks like your co-workers going to lose you guys some business.

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sandracore 15

you should tell your boss. this kid could be really traumatized now..

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NessaMae 19

I would uh, say something to your boss OP. Looks like your co-workers going to lose you guys some business.

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\ 28

Let's just be glad he didn't introduce them to Ted...

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NessaMae 19

But Ted was sweet and cute once upon a time!

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sandracore 15

you should tell your boss. this kid could be really traumatized now..

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RedX1000FML 11

Welp, there goes her childhood...at an early age too....

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speckledots 29

Probably also told them Santa wasn't real and tooth fairy money stems from parents lies. why not ruin everything all at once. Such an asshole.

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trueblue170 13

Congratulations.

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RedX1000FML 11

I can offer some shut the fucupcakes if you want some.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

I have one build the bear bears! u wana introduce them and we can have a tea party?

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eddeeezzyy 19

40 - chocolate chip with a dose of weed for one hell of a craving experience.

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dRpRdP 8

kids get bad impact of such misleading things. . shame on ur coworker

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Carebeareatu 23

One way to mentally and emotionally scar children.

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leena24 11

Wait...What? Are you saying they're not?!

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Pwib 14

I guess you could say they found it unBEARable. You should tell your coworker to stuff it.

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Schizomaniac 24

Not bad, but a small piece of advice, if I may: it isn't necessary to capitalize the pun. The second one was fine but the first one seemed like you were trying too hard. It's sort of like telling a joke and before ending saying "OKAY GUYS THIS PART IS THE PUNCHLINE GET READY FOR THE PUNCHLINE." But what do I know? I'm just a drunkard with nothing left to live for. *drinks self into oblivion*

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Once you ingest considerable amounts of Nutella your mind just starts to say "**** it." to most laws and rules. He literally doesn't give a shit about what you and your weaksauce "alcohol" have to say.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

u should never drink yourself into oblivion.. unless you woke up late, got a speeding ticket, got broken up with ending the greatest relationship youve ever had, dog died, and someone robbed your house.

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BreynHope 11

Some people are just not kid friendly (like myself) and that's okay, but don't choose a job where that's majority of clientele. Tell your coworker to get lost, OP.

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j_729 18

I don't understand how people don't like children. You were a child once.

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doglover100 28

I know a girl who babysits but doesn't like kids. Uhhhh why are you babysitting then?

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BreynHope 11

To 39: It's not that I don't like children, I'm just not really good at talking to them on there level.. Kind of like op's coworker.

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fantasyworld 37

56, I know what you mean. I like kids but there's the whole, what do they know and understand?

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thatonegirlnic 10

Seriously, just because someone isn't happy with their life doesn't mean they have to ruin someone else's. People.

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daisiebud 18

When I was little I told my younger sister that ketchup was made of cats blood. I kinda feel bad for that one actually.

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alshygirl 14

Omg that's a good one. I told my sister when we were swimming in a lake that when she swam through a cold spot it was because a dead person was beneath her. It still freaks her out to this day.

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rememberkids 14

There must be a lot of dead bodies in Allouette Lake then cause its ******* cold in the summertime.

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aria78 19

I convinced my daughter marshmallows were made out of bug guts. I also convinced my teenage sisters that when your eyelashes fall out they never grow back.

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ChoolyBooly 32

Yeah my sisters both teamed up to convince me that the black seeds in watermelons were sleeping baby beetles and that if I ate them they would wake up and reproduce inside me......I was four....and they are older by a few years. My mom had to get watermelon without seeds for about two years before my sisters confessed.

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