Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4

She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...

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Kawboy 1

just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!

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LinTurk 4

That sucks, but it will be a funny story for the Baby Book.

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crazyrunnergirl 7

aww that's was really thoughtful :) I know it sucks but because she's prego all her hormones are screwed up, so she can be nasty. she dosent mean it though

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scottymbev 0

what a menstrile bitch

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clemcool_fml 0

as a fellow preggo, I apologize for her. stuff like that just kind of flies out whether we'd normally think it or not. and yeah, hormones are all kinds of nutty right now but I can assure you that moments after that came out of her mouth, rational thought bounced back in and said she should say sorry. if she didn't, she's just being a bitch. she should appreciate your thoughtfulness!!

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arkid24 1

my wife would say the exact same thing. actually im pretty sure she has.

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xo_kat_xo 0

hey, she's preggers. you should expect things like that

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steelersfan3250 0

thats wat happens wen they get pregnant they get bitchyer and more ungrateful

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MarijuanaPanda 0

you should of said wow I didn't realize I'm dealing with an ungrateful fat bitch

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iwishicould 7

don't be offended, she's pregnant.

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UrLyfSuxx 0

she's pregnant , give her a break. she'll thank you pater

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