Miscellaneous: Creeped out

Creeped out

By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 07:34 - United States

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked, "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied, "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 186

You deserved it 3 867

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By nicetomeetyou2 - 25/09/2013 16:35 - Canada - Nepean

Today, a drunk man walked into my house at 2 p.m. and screamed out, "Honey, I'm home!" He had the wrong house, but it looks like I've finally met my new neighbour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 715

You deserved it 3 514

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By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 794

You deserved it 35 420

By kerripjones - 14/07/2015 19:44 - United States - Newark

Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going fine until he threatened to visit me at work. I didn't know he knew my place of employment, so I replied, "Do you know where I live too?" He answered, "Would you hate me if I did?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 279

You deserved it 2 117

Whoops

By CheLi - 08/12/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents' house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad, and I were sitting in the living room when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There's some creepy hobo man outside messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 907

You deserved it 41 177

Lost

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 669

You deserved it 39 408

Mistaken identity

By Guess I was wrong - 16/03/2020 06:23

Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 747

You deserved it 425

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 752

You deserved it 7 383

By robbed - 03/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I asked him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punched me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 292

You deserved it 24 356

By simply2010 - 30/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 756

You deserved it 32 848

By ginkobiloba - 29/11/2016 11:01

Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 222

You deserved it 1 799

perdix 29

Sunday 1 January 2012 16:31

Isaac was probably waiting for you in the basement. You should have graciously accepted your host's offer of a roofie-laced drink and slam it down like a champ. Then, accompany him to the basement to see Isaac.

dsbs 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 16:31

Do you like fish sticks?

Comments

sarahsrainbow 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:34

Reminds me of the Human centipede...

coyfish 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:38

You should have just stayed for a drink to be polite...

joee182 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:41

got lucky he called you or youd probably be rubbing the lotion on the skin right now._.

JoeLouisBomber 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:45

So rude of you not to accept his kind, offering gesture. A nice laced drink neever anyone.

WPQ14 15

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:05

You accidentally something there.

JoeLouisBomber 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:13

Yep i guess i messed up on that one!

slompy7 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:47

Hey there muscly arms, I've got some Popsicles in my basement...

cass1_l0ve 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:47

"hey lil kid do you want some candy? I have some in the bedroom...... Huh their not here! You must have eaten them..... I think I need to strip search you -.-... Why don't you lie on the bed while I search you...."

Llamacod 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:24

*they're (as in they are, candy is the "they" I presume)

Angelrose2004 17

Monday 2 January 2012 2:45

Child rape isn't funny... Not even on fml. Maybe my opinion is biased cuz I went through somethin similar to what you actually said. But still.. It's pretty traumatizing. Just sayin.

gabrielleangeliq 0

Monday 2 January 2012 2:55

Shut up.

kenziekatt125 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:16

49- shut up you're not funny. Obviously they went in to get a nice refreshing drink filled with roofies and looked for Isaac in the basement while the old man stripped naked. Duhhhhh

boredfishing 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:50

Egg the house

Fmn123 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:48

#51 - Agree, lol.

PinkRainbow 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:51

God Bless you're okay!! that was a close call!

dasteve 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:54

You almost got raped.

Llamacod 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:27

C'mon, unless you are the creeper you have no idea if op almost got raped or not. She could have simply been killed and made into a lampshade and a really, really cool teenage girl halloween mask.