Transportation: Creeped out - FML

Creeped out

By boardman - 25/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML

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By Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

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Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem

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Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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By Coolios - 24/06/2013 14:16 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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By xxxkkxxx - 29/07/2011 15:37 - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

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The talk

By airplanes-suck - 21/08/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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nativebacon 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:03

#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:00

Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.

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PollySighDevil 0

Friday 29 May 2009 14:40

This is so stupid... I want to know why this shit gets accepted, when I post some truly ****** up shit that really happened and it doesn't make it through??? wtf

redshoe962 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:06

The only way I can see this as a FYL is if your parents are getting more action than you are :P

sierramarie 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 5:01

O.K wat tha hell is the mile high club?

tzecco 2

Monday 15 June 2009 10:35

How do you NOT know what it is? Google it.

XxRandomHeroxX 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:36

were u sitting next to them? that would suck..

JLo1313 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:19

so what, can't your parents have a sex life too

elsapea 0

Monday 28 December 2009 10:03

bahaha, you parents are mad. ;D

ahairygorilluh 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 9:19

how do you know?-a

DamionDude 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 22:49

Bathroom sex... Bathroom smex.. you know we all about the bathroom sex!

SillyKailee 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:03

LMFAO! #126 Yeessss - a

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Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML

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