Transportation: Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I...

By mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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Nice to know

By Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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isallwaysme 27

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:03

at least you got some? poop afterwards

sharksfan48 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:06

Why not have both? *mexican music*

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isallwaysme 27

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:03

at least you got some? poop afterwards

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Sunday 14 July 2013 19:13

I wish i knew the circumstances around this...

KeinBaum 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:30

If he did get some, how is this an FML?

KeXu 6

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:55

No please not on the airplane

Thundering_Jibbs 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:17

How the hell is this even an FML?

strokesie 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:04

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Talooka 10

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:44

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acerredrum 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:50

It has so many down votes because she is imply that the fact that she would have sex with him is a deal breaker.

strokesie 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:54

No, it implies that the girl just wants the D.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:56

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:04

#57 Awesome no. It's called having RESPECT for your body. I'm an old fashion old school type of person :)

Alicestraza 33

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:12

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ThatsMyPie 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:13

62 - I don't see how that makes a difference in respecting her body. If they didn't use protection and she wound up with STDs, then she wouldn't have been taking care of her body. There is nothing wrong with having lots of sex.

DooleyFTW 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:21

Yes #62. An old fashioned old school attitude doesn't mean it's the right attitude. It's completely fine that you don't find having sex with someone you've recently met appealing but that doesn't mean you should look down on others because they enjoy sex. I realize this is fml and the point of the site is to not get the full story but you don't know the girl or OP's story, they both could've been Virgins who "RESPECT" their bodies very much. Or they could both could've had multiples partners a day prior to meeting each other but that doesn't imply they don't respect themselves. I dislike the Stone Age attitude toward sex. It drags down society as a whole in my opinion, the sooner people learn to forget that religion says sex is bad and realize that as long as people are safe and don't hurt anyone else sex is a great thing, the better off the world will be. Long comment I know!

RadikulRam 16

Sunday 14 July 2013 21:06

No one has a problem with them DOING IT ON A ******* PLANE!?

childproofpizza 19

Tuesday 9 May 2017 13:58

doing it on a plane is seen as an achievement. also, people who have sex on the first date may have a bunch of STDs, plus they tend to cheat, plus they're immature,plus they dont usually have much self respect. of course this is a generalization and there could be very nice women that would do that, but still. usually.

Welshite 39

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:05

Tear off a piece of toilet paper, write "Honorary Mile-high Club Member" in fancy letters, and hand it to her. She gets what she wants, and you get your privacy.

sharksfan48 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:06

Why not have both? *mexican music*

BumbleBee9296 4

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:01

GO SHARKS!!

karlcolt45 19

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:06

one word for you...blumpkin... all problems solved

Vitualamen 11

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:07

You took the mile high club offer.. Right?

myeviltwin 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:27

I sure hope op did. Hell op said they hit it off right away. She is offering some nsa and all op can think about is taking a dump? Seriously op opportunities like that do not come around every day. Should have got some and then took a dump (providing op is single and would not be cheating of course).