Creepy idea, dude

By Anonymous - 22/10/2020 17:01

Today, I finally found a way to lesser the loneliness in my life. During at least one work or school zoom meeting a day, I "pin" a random female attendee's screen. That way, I can pretend we're staring into each others eyes the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

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Working from home rules!

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 02:01

Today, my husband said a cheery, "Hi!" to me after 4 hours of nonstop Zoom calls. I spun around happily and greeted him back. Turns out he just joined another Zoom call. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2016 20:23 - United States

Today, I met a girl who was just as socially anxious as me. We spent the whole night staring at each other, then quickly looking away when the other person saw. FML

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How do people still get caught out like this?

By Fern - 16/09/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I was sat in front of my computer, waiting for a Zoom meeting with my coworkers to start. I started doing interpretive dance arm movements to the jazzy funky hold music. Turns out that the camera wasn’t off, and everyone was silently watching me. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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We are legion

By Lennie Mcfish - 26/09/2019 20:01

Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML

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Mad about you

By Anon - 28/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I tried to act extra confident by making intense eye contact during a meeting. My boss finally stopped talking and asked, “Do you need something, or are you just glaring at me?” Now everyone thinks I have a crush on him. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 21 October 2020 2:45

21st century Ted Bundy. Knock it off with the creepy stuff, dude.

SJKatt 15

Thursday 22 October 2020 18:56

Gross, lol. I guess it's almost a victimless crime but it really suggests a lot of other "pushing boundaries" kind of behavior. Currently harmless, but hilariously creepy.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 21 October 2020 2:45

21st century Ted Bundy. Knock it off with the creepy stuff, dude.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 22 October 2020 18:18

That is so sad and pathetic. What's even more sad and pathetic is that I'll probably start trying that. :(

SJKatt 15

Thursday 22 October 2020 18:56

Gross, lol. I guess it's almost a victimless crime but it really suggests a lot of other "pushing boundaries" kind of behavior. Currently harmless, but hilariously creepy.

Ambrily 27

Thursday 22 October 2020 20:04

Dude, that's creepy af.

icalledhisname 12

Thursday 22 October 2020 21:10

Time for you to get into watching video game live streams or art live streams. It’s not the same, but, there’s a bit of consent there. Streamers play or make art, expecting people to watch and hang out.